A Certain Type

[sometimes] daily & [mostly] handmade lettering

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Forget the fortune cookie inspirational words or vague language about being "open to possibilities". The Practical Crystal Ball will give useful and direct predictions. Like avoiding Janet's potato salad at the company lunch. Or reminding that you did in fact leave the oven on.

Working on a new little side project to practice some more site motion 👉 Pipe Dream Power Up

Typefaces are Orpheus by Walter Tiemann (digitized by Canada Type) for those witchy vibes and Eckmannpsych by OH no Type Co

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Fuck you!! (in a non-arousing sort of way)

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Wish we were better strangers.

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You remind me of the pieces of bread at the end of the loaf.

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250 million sperm… and you were the fastest?

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Have a happy Monday!

- Michael

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You aren’t pretty enough to be so stupid.

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You park like a douche.

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Hope you’re having a good week! 

- Michael

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You smell… athletic.

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Just how closely related were your parents?

SOURCE An E-Card

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Have a good weekend! - Michael

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You’re a disappointment to your children.

SOURCE A Reddit Thread

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Happy Monday!

Lexi and I started this new project. You should follow it! It’s okay to be a bitch. :)

- Michael

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You’re not trophy wife material, but more of a participation ribbon kind of gal.

SOURCE A Reddit Thread

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Hey guys! Michael and I have started a new project - Bitchy Stickies. It’s a line of bitchy sticky notes to send to your loved ones! Sticky notes, greeting cards, and more coming soon! Hop on over to bitchystickies.com to follow along. Because sometimes it’s okay to be a bitch. :) xo, Lexi

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Be here.

-Alexis Reid, A Certain Type

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"Men have become the tools of their tools." - Henry David Thoreau

- Michael Crawford

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Bad decisions make great stories.

- Michael Crawford (Follow us on A Certain Type)

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Wine Lettering & Words of wisdom from Ernest Hemingway

-Alexis Reid, A Certain Type

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Lyrics from Lua by Bright Eyes.

- Michael Crawford

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-Alexis Reid, A Certain Type