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im getting really fucking sick of all thisย โit gets better!โ bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. itโs not going toย โโโget betterโโโ fuck you
i have really great news guys, despite it all
For those without timestamps on, the first post is from 2015, response is from 2023.
70โs ad for Asbestos
I donโt get it
Two things:
1. The irony of how long it took to evacuate for a fire drill vs when the 9/11 attacks happened. I don't fully understand it but still found it funny
2. The insane amount of advertising for asbestos. Asbestos is a highly toxic material that can cause cancer. When the towers collapsed, the sheer amount of asbestos (among other chemicals) killed hundreds to thousands of people and firefighters. And here it's advertised as a very good thing
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ig seems to rlly like this old scrap twi design :-) so here u go tumblr
ig seems to rlly like this old scrap twi design :-) so here u go tumblr
ig seems to rlly like this old scrap twi design :-) so here u go tumblr
Text recounting of the full events below but oh my god please watch this person explain the wildest thing happening to them
[image text]r/trueoffmychest post by CptnSpaceCase tiktok handle kelseycanstand
Today my aide cooked what should not be cooked
I have to get this out, because today feels like an actual nightmare I keep expecting to wake up from.
I'm disabled, and need help with stuff around the house. Today was the second day with a new agency and new home health aide, "Tina." I set it up so she would come by in the morning while I'm sleeping (insomnia is killer), and I texted her last night what I would need done today.
One of those things was to roast some precut squash I'd gotten so I could have it with my salads and pasta. I was very clear in my instructions: what it looked like, where it was in the fridge, how to use the oven, how to cook it. I also have a roommate who was up and told her she could ask them for help if she couldn't find anything. Or come get me if truly necessary.
Now, I have three pet ball pythons. They eat rats that I thaw from frozen in the fridge in a reusable plastic bag. Yes, that's where I'm going with this.
Tina couldn't find the squash, and so, obviously, that meant she should roast the first other thing she could see that was technically also encased in plastic, in a completely different area of the fridge. The FUCKING RATS. In butter and salt, in my nice baking dish.
And like, that's insane all on its own, but if you're going to cook any animal, you should at least clean and skin it first, right??? Like, do the crazy, disgusting thing properly so I can respect the effort, instead of sticking them in as is. Fur and guts and all.
And the smell. Good God baby Jesus the SMELL. It woke me up and had me gagging the moment I opened my bedroom door. Definitely not squash. Or food-smelling for that matter. At first I thought the squash had spontaneously rotted overnight and she'd tried to cook it anyway. That would have been slightly less insane and much preferable.
I had to pull it out of her what she was cooking instead when she said she couldn't find it (it was in plain sight), had to open the oven and see my snakes' dinners in place of my own and still couldn't process what the fuck was happening, what I was looking at and smelling. I don't like yelling at people and generally avoid it. Today was a day for exceptions. And at the end of my half-crazed, dissociative rant, I told her to get the whole dish and its contents and herself out of the fucking house. And to not come back.
Suffice to say, I've contacted the agency to report it and am requesting a new aide. Now I'm sitting at a cafe trying to calm down and eat something despite the scent memory that's taken up permanent residence and turning my stomach. The whole house reeks like musty, sewage-dipped pork that had been left out for a whole day before being cooked in rancid oil, and I'm not sure Febreeze is gonna cut it. I don't want to go home. ๐ซ ๐ญ
What is the most common way you use emojis?
-After their respective word "Grandmother Method" ex. "I'm reading a book๐"
-Only popular emojis "Brainrot Method" ex. "Let him speak๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ"
-To add emotion "Phone Call Method" ex. "I love your shirt๐"
-A fun and whimsical way "Joy Method" ex. "They live together ๐ณ๐ฆ๐๐ฆญ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ก๐ฆ"
-Only basics (smile, thumbs up, etc) "Starter Pack Method" ex. "Ok๐" or "yay๐"
-I use emojis in a more mysterious way
-I don't ever use emojis
What is the most common way you use emojis?
After their respective word "Grandmother Method" ex. "I'm reading a book๐"
Only popular emojis "Brainrot Method" ex. "Let him speak๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ"
To add emotion "Phone Call Method" ex. "I love your shirt๐"
A fun and whimsical way "Joy Method" ex. "They live together ๐ณ๐ฆ๐๐ฆญ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ก๐ฆ"
Only basics (smile, thumbs up, etc) "Starter Pack Method" ex. "Ok๐" or "yay๐"
I use emojis in a more mysterious way
I don't ever use emojis
god i love you connor
@conarcoin gotta be honest idk who george santos
reposting dachuuweek arts from my twitter ๐ 5 day you and I destined to
reposting dachuuweek arts from my twitter ๐ 5 day you and I destined to
reposting dachuuweek arts from my twitter ๐ 5 day you and I destined to
reposting dachuuweek arts from my twitter ๐ 5 day you and I destined to
reposting dachuuweek arts from my twitter ๐ 5 day you and I destined to
and with that, an eternity passes by ๐
I feel like Iโm the only one in the world who is anti-swiftie and anti-Taylor swift like I hate her and every swiftie iโve come across is always a bitch to me:)
DUDE I'M A ANTI-TAYLOR !!! I'm a biased person, but I think her voice is annoying and he music isn't my music type. (I'm also a anti-swiftie to some people, but I have one of my closet friend who is a swiftie and she's been there for me so she's the only exception)
Personally I don't hate her or her music. It's not my type but I don't think people shouldn't listen to it just cause I don't like it
