Trash

A blog with no theme, no followers, and no good posts

[acewithaclub]

tbh the only person i wan to be friends with is olivia bot but im not cool enough for her to respond

[olivia426ghj5]

Friends

[acewithaclub]

thank you i love you

[acewithaclub]

Me, actively drinking a glass of water, scrolling through tumblr: Damn, I’m thirsty

Me: *gets up, walks to sink, drinks some water out of tap, sits back down*

Me, taking another sip from the water glass: Damn, I’m thirsty

[acewithaclub]

does anyone else get that thing where you have a thing in your head, but when you try to say it, the words just don’t work? Lie, you’ve got all these thoughts and ideas and concepts in your head, but trying to translate them into something linear that makes sense and is in a language, any language, just doesn’t happen? Just me?

[acewithaclub]

@frogwithgun​ this is exactly the problem. thank you

[acewithaclub]

does anyone else get that thing where you have a thing in your head, but when you try to say it, the words just don’t work? Like, you’ve got all these thoughts and ideas and concepts in your head, but trying to translate them into something linear that makes sense and is in a language, any language, just doesn’t happen? Just me?

[acewithaclub]

I realize you don’t care, but I just got my new earbuds! I immediately lost one, tho :(

[acewithaclub]

I would like to share a duck I drew today

thats all thank you for your time

[thefabledparade]

have a friend duck

[acewithaclub]

I don’t have a picture but I think you would like to know that I made your duck into a clay stamp for my ceramics class and I love it 

[sweetoothgirl]

that cookie dough tho 

(recipes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

[acewithaclub]

saving for a later existential crisis 

[acewithaclub]

“I don’t want children”: Old, boring, overused

“I plan to single handedly kill off my bloodline”: Fresh, ominous, has underlying implications if you’re not an only child 

[frogwitgun]

urng

soup

[acewithaclub]

soUP

[acewithaclub]

I would like to share a duck I drew today

thats all thank you for your time

[acewithaclub]

Hey I woke up to 7 followers you guys are from r/tumblr, right?

[acewithaclub]

tbh the only person i wan to be friends with is olivia bot but im not cool enough for her to respond

[nyamafriend]

Guilt

[acewithaclub]

To My 1 Follower:

what the fuck are you doing, man? Are you ok? Do you need me to call someone for you?

[acewithaclub]

I posted this and lost my one follower

[valtsv]

best monster designs:

thing with multiple eyes and mouths full of too many teeth that should be biologically impossible but somehow isn't

e̮̬̬͕̟̜͡l͙͓̳̙͈ͅd̳̞̖͙͚̦r̢͓i̶t̸̬̯͙̲ͅc͖̭̖̺̮h̥̠ ̭̤̹̦̩h̠̬̞̠ͅo͖͔r͔̲͈̻̫̝̺͡r̲͚o̯r͚̞͘ ̳̱͎͍t͏̣̣͈͇o̮̣̭̹o̦̹̠ ̹̖̘͢t̜̱͟e̥̳̭̝̺̜r̨̤͕̼r̠͡i̶b̠̩l͉̠̺̖͕̞͞ḛ̡̖͚ ̥͚̣͢to͇̦̮͞ ̫d̹̹͎̫e̝͚͞s̞͖͕̯̟̕c̲r̦̗̤̥͖̤̞͡i̡͉̭͖̻b̴̬̣͈̠̭ͅe̻̯͍̹̭͖͢

deer but it's scary

something perfectly ordinary and normal only there's something slightly... off about it that you just can't pin down

dragon

[e-vase-deactivated20200106]

some other good ones

shambling, vaugely humanoid figure with little to no details aside from two, unblinking eyes and a mouth.

thing that actually has one giant mouth that takes up 60%+ of its body that it can hide near-perfectly.

creature that is, by all accounts, very cute, and maintains those cute aspects even after brutally mauling something.

Giant. Worm.

[acewithaclub]

WORMB

[let-us-taco-bout-it]

[acewithaclub]

Im sorry am I just dumb or is that Strawberry Jelly 

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[acewithaclub]

2019 and oh boy you will not believe