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|| AO3 ll 40% Torchwood, 35% random shit, 15% other fandoms, and a good 10% of refusing to change my url because I got attached okay

[segamascott]

[shejustcalledmeafish]

12:45 am is for going fuck dude you gotta start treadmilling again

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[teaboot]

it was a difficult morning for everybody

[shejustcalledmeafish]

I need to try to watch psych again

[shejustcalledmeafish]

I’m a bad queer person

[shejustcalledmeafish]

I really need to learn to make myself an omelet but I also don’t want to be eating shitty eggs for weeks

[shejustcalledmeafish]

Need a mild to medium harm done to me by some rich person who is willing to pay five to six digits to make it go away

[pinniposting]

newborn chudling noises…

via

[littleguysdaily]

We've got like a warehouse full of these

[shejustcalledmeafish]

Can I BDG walk into the sea honestly it just looked fun

[shejustcalledmeafish]

I would roll a perception check for mini corn dogs… fuck I want corn dogs so bad

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[prokopetz]

Historically, one of the most reliable sources of widespread banditry was rulers ramping up military recruitment for major wars, then cutting their soldiers loose afterwards without pay, leaving a bunch of heavily armed men with military experience floating around broke and homeless.

Knowing this, whenever someone jokingly refers to raccoons as "trash bandits", I get a vivid mental image of, like, a raccoon succession crisis leading to a raccoon civil war, the aftermath of which forced the former soldiers of the losing side (who are all raccoons) to take up the life of the raccoon outlaw.

[trailertrashgrog]

love the different ways brennan handles NPCs whose roles are exposition heavy, especially when it comes to "i am here to tell you things i overheard." he's the GM and if he wants to info dump, he simply can do that, but instead he builds in justifications for why this particular NPC would be able to deliver this information and gives them a distinct style when doing it

romina is a washerwoman. she overhears things and is told gossip by coworkers and has decent memory recall but the stories tend to have gaps because she's in and out of the room and making a concentrated effort to not look like she's listening for her own safety

demodus is a wizard, so he's very good at information recall, so he can pull together almost the whole story with minimal gaps, but in a high stress situation there are bits he missed or didn't understand, and gaps because he didn't realize he should've been paying attention

cyd's been a spy for over a decade. his ability to recall what he heard even after a stressful situation is excellent, because that's been his whole job for thjazi since he moved to dol-makjar. he pretty much gives them the whole picture, is able to note gaps where they didn't mention a specific topic within earshot, and make connections. one conversation makes it very clear why thjazi asked him to spy

all NPCs are narrative devices in one way or another but it's enjoyable to see the different flavors they can take while fulfilling ultimately the same role

[annemarieyeretzian]

cyd asking teor “how did you find me? you were half a world away.” and teor saying “I am very talented. you pale in comparison to me.” and cyd groaning “fuck this. no. put me back in the stone.”,,, 10/10 sibling behavior no notes

[shejustcalledmeafish]

💜 + ‼️ please!

TUMBLR WHY DO YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THE FIRST NON SPAM ASK I HAD IN LIKE MONTHS

💜 What pairing would you like to write but never have?

That’s a really good question and the genuine answer is probably just. God I should not have reblogged this I don’t have answers. I can’t remember what I’ve actually written or what’s just been a cursed creation in my head. What can I say that won’t make people mad. (Anything. No one will care.) if I type long enough no one will notice I didn’t answer the question and you can’t make me

‼️Tell us a random fun fact about, or easter egg you have hidden in one of your fics.

God again. This requires a brain. This ask is getting posted so that you aren’t getting ignore but. I’ve got literally nothing. Oopsies. Fic career over.

[myarmsaretoolong]

that’s my favourite pairing! and personally i think that easter egg really brings a new depth to the story

[kayvsworld]

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

[shejustcalledmeafish]

I know why crying gives you a headache but also how dare it on top of everything else