"He likes steak and fighting people." "I do."

Achilles • 19 y/o self shipper • artist • PROSHIPPERS DNI FUCK OFF • Main F/O: Wilhelm The Enforcer (Borderlands 2 / pre sequel.) !!

[bisexuel]

happy bisexuals day i love being bisexual and you should cherish your bisexuality and your bisexual friends

[bisexuel]

happy pride month i still love being bisexual and you should still cherish your bisexuality and your bisexual friends

[valentimmy]

uh oh !

[selfshipblognomore]

Imagine you leave your favorite food on the table and the second you come back to eat, you see f/o eating it

[slfshppr]

Imagine your f/o feeling needy.

They missed you more than usual today, and they’re just feeling really desperate to hold you.

They pull you into their arms, before sitting you both down, and just holding you close. Burying their face into the crook of your neck, they take a deep breathe. Breathing you in and really taking in the moment. Their embrace is so comforting, and firm. Holding on so tightly, almost as if they’re scared you could slip through their fingers.

They don’t let you go but for small moments so they can lean in to kiss you. One hand cups your cheek, the other is placed on the small of your back. They whisper I love yous and I missed yous in the small space between your lips where your breaths mingle.

Your f/o loves you so, so much♡

[loving-dearly]

Imagine your f/o introducing you as her wife ♡

Pr*-shippers don't interact

[astralselfships]

🌸 Imagine your grumpy F/O falling in love with you deeply, even before you felt the absolute same, and losing their minds over it. The gentle ruffling of your hair, the low grunt that escapes as soon as they catch themselves staring at you, the "be safe or whatever" kind of oblivious indifference make you soon believe that they might hate you.

Imagine confronting your F/O about this and how they stop in their tracks, suddenly cupping your cheeks and pressing a long, gentle, chaste kiss, almost caressing your lips with theirs.

"Stop smiling like that, I don't know how to act around it- NO, I am NOT blushing."

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]

[baby-bonnet]

https://uquiz.com/Y1PxU6

Take my silly uquiz! Tell me who you got in the tags 💕

A quiz based on a joke about pirate otome games, enjoy besties <3

[gullahch1ld]

Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it

[moonlitswims-deactivated2024010]

no but this is so important.. it’s so important to just accept you can fuck up you’re allowed to fuck up. you’re allowed to be wrong and it won’t be shameful, it won’t be the worst thing to happen. you’ll either let it go or learn from it and not let it happen again and that’s good.

[escapeism-s]

Hey. Hey. Imagine just holding your romantic f/o’s hand.

What’s it like? Are their hands soft, or are they rough and calloused? Warm or cold? (also, bonus: imagine the whole “my hands are cold” and then holding hands thing but with you and your f/o.)

Were they all cool and smooth about it the first time, or were they more nervous and giddy?

If you don’t mind a little bit of pda, imagine just holding hands with them as you go about your day together. It’s such a simple little thing, but it’s also something so sweet, a silent gesture of comfort and togetherness.

[softselfships]

imagine calling your f/o cute. maybe they’re talking about something they like, or doing something mundane like reading. either way, they break eye contact with you and you watch their cheeks darken, much to your delight.

[aspen-has-a-lot-of-branches]

imagine your f/o giving you the most warm and loving hug you’ve ever had. they hold you tight and keep you in their arms for a moment, never wanting to let go. 

[aggressively-selfships]

Your f/o stretching and being able to see a bit of their tummy <3

[lovehoarder]

Imagine your f/o teaching you how to fight. How they wrap their arms around you to get you in the right position, nudging up your arm and moving your feet.

You start sparring with each other. Maybe they're easy on you at first, giving you words of encouragement everytime you land a good hit.

But maybe they're a bit rougher, expecting you to catch on quick. Either way, the spar ends with one of you on the floor, and a "good job" from your f/o.

[fishpondfish]

Mordecai & Brick | Borderlands (2009) ⟶ Borderlands 2 (2012) ⟶ Tales from the Borderlands (2015) ⟶ Commander Lilith & The Fight For Sanctuary DLC (2019) ⟶ Borderlands 3 (2019) ⟶  Psycho Krieg and the Fantastic Fustercluck DLC (2020)

[achillesselfshipsalot]

If you see any of my old art no you didn’t ✨✨

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]