#mordecai

[girlvasectomy]

just regular men

[aghostnamedcalamity]

Been watching anime :>

Edit: just realized I accidentally left the canvas flipped so Rocky’s little ear notch is on the wrong ear 😭 sorry guys

[bayboyzone]

say what you want, this is true romance

[porcelain-rob0t]

the psychological damage that comes from fumbling a trans girl

[sandgrassbagel]

mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."

[goddamnalientourists]

Mordecai: ok so you two are gonna go do this quest and come back right?

Carl: yes we have a fool proof plan

*five minutes later*

Carl over chat: hey Mordecai what's a Demonic Witch of Burning Vengeance ? She's level 300 and shooting fire out of her face

Mordecai: *exasperated manager noises*

[maladomani]

[badmilkk]

Guys… 🦝🪶