hello.

hi im rit, i'm 14 i like aliens

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Einstein pursued a rap career his nickname would have been MC Squared.

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[f0rgemaster]

Power move

[maisonderriere]

[boobies--n--foodies-deactivated]

[theinturnetexplorer]

[femputations]

mewtwo is savage

[idktimdrake]

I need more pokemon shaming

[perceptionsofabrokenreality]

0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo

[markv5]

Когда твой друг идиот

[nugundam]

[intensional]

[frogmp3]

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

[lioness--hart]

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[jonbutter]

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[acivii]

Pokemon gym: 1030 cp tentacruel, 1100cp vaporeon

Me: *puts a 230 cp pidgeot* I halp

[nottootypical]

Birb for President 2k16

[dovalbun]

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

[im-mixed420-deactivated20170128]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[bricesander]

[noobtheloser]