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@acnhconfessions
honest to god all these confessions are wack as shit. grow the fuck up.
Happy December! I think that whenever Redd shows up on his boat and Nook gets pissed off about it Sable is jealous. She knows about their baggage.
pocket camp complete goals:
get my campsite lookin good
plant all the flowers
clap filbert's cheeks in front of the other villagers
finally do stuff with the treasure hunt :)
i could bring the dodos back from extinction after what i wanna do with wilbur and orville
Submission from poke-crossing moon: (incorrect animal crossing quotes by me)
marshal: take me to art museums and make out with me
raymond: but they said not to touch the masterpieces
marshal: well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
blathers: this is blathers, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again
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tom nook: isabelle, i can explain
isabelle: you’re making 500,000 bells and only giving me 240,000?!
timmy: 240,000? i’m only getting 10,000 bells
tommy: ….10,000 bells
scoot: you guys are getting paid?
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apollo: from now on, we’re using code names. you can address me as ‘eagle one’. whitney, code name: been there done that. cherry, code name: currently doing that. rosie, code name: happened once in a dream. filbert, code name: if i had to pick a guy. quinn is, 'eagle two’
quinn: oh thank god.
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every day i whip out my switch on the carpool to work just to jack it to filbert. every day i wanna fuck that little blue squirrel and bust fat loads in him until he lookin like a krispy kreme donut. yall basic bitches can keep your ankha and isabelle, all i need is that squirrelussy. not only are squirrels at the perfect dick sucking height, but filbert is also lazy which means he can take it every day and night.
🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY🌭🗓️ 🖊️IN THE UNITED✨ SLAY-TES 🇺🇸⭐️ WILL YOU🫵🏼BE SERVING🫡💁🏻♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY🍑👅BY CASTING🎣 😩YOUR ✅VOTE 🗳️😏IN HER BALLOT📥 BOX👅👀 WILL SHE🫣GO BALLZ 😈🏉TO THE WALLZ 😼😮OR WILL SHE J 🧎🏼♀️🫦ON YOUR D 🫢🥵TILL YOU VANCE ✊🏼💦THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE 🍾OUR RIGHT 🤤TO STAR 🌠SPANK 👋🏼AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND 🏔️OF THE FREAK 😛🔥AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS 🏳️🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION 📜SAYS IN 🕊️🙏🏼GOD WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼 SEND 📫➡️THIS TO ALL 🔄YOUR KAMALATOES🐫🦶 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOURE A 💫🇺🇸NATIONAL TREASURE 🇺🇸👑IF YOU GET LESS ⬇️THAN 5️⃣ YOURE A 🤡😵DONALD FRUMP🎺👎🏼
filbert and frita would drive a hot dog shaped car through tom nook's office
villagers from each species who would win no nut november:
alligator/crocodile: del
anteater: olaf
bear: curt
bear cub: barold
bird: jacques
bull: coach
cat: stinky
chicken: benedict
deer: bam
dog: shep
duck: scoot (the overall winner)
eagle: frank
elephant: tucker
frog: croque
goat: kidd
gorilla: hans
hamster: graham
hippo: harry
horse: colton
kangaroo: walt
koala: gonzo
lion: lionel
monkey: flip
mouse: moose
octopus: inkwell
ostrich: phil
penguin: roald
pig: rasher
rabbit: toby
rhino: tank
sheep: dom
squirrel: sheldon
tiger: rolf
wolf: chief
We NEED dinosaur villagers
We were robbed of celeste's constellation function in all the later games :( like okay. She runs the top floor in new leaf. Gets to see her brother. Okay.
Now in horizons she doesn't even have a job? Girl is just walking around? Someone help her 😭
I've been modding my new leaf save to get my dreamies but it's caused a glitch where all my snooty villagers (Portia and Ankha) he/him Katt 😭 Just decided to roll with it and headcanon her as bigender, woe she/him pronouns be upon ye
We don't talk enough about how weird leopold's ac:hhp request is
This blog has really opened my eyes to how horny people are for animal crossing villagers. But seriously, apollo? Out of everyone? I feel like there's such better candidates
WHY IS SOMEONES CONFESSION TO REMOVE VILLAGERS???
Counterpoint add more, add previously removed ones, add moth villagers, add bat villagers, add villagers based on special npc species
Heyyy hope everyone's had a fabulous 2025 so far. Sorry for going missing in action, my past few months have been hella hectic and chaotic but I'm back & ready to sort through whatever confessions/apollo smut have accumulated in my inbox ♡
update on the butch saga he walked INTO MY HOUSE so that he could give me a PET FOOD BOWL. it feels like im making it up but this game gave me a petplay daddy and im so into it
-butch's pup