Confessions

Confess your misdeeds, sins, unpopular opinions, secrets, or whatever else in my inbox.

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honest to god all these confessions are wack as shit. grow the fuck up.

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Happy December! I think that whenever Redd shows up on his boat and Nook gets pissed off about it Sable is jealous. She knows about their baggage.

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pocket camp complete goals:

get my campsite lookin good

plant all the flowers

clap filbert's cheeks in front of the other villagers

finally do stuff with the treasure hunt :)

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i could bring the dodos back from extinction after what i wanna do with wilbur and orville

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Submission from poke-crossing moon: (incorrect animal crossing quotes by me)

marshal: take me to art museums and make out with me

raymond: but they said not to touch the masterpieces

marshal: well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

blathers: this is blathers, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again

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tom nook: isabelle, i can explain

isabelle: you’re making 500,000 bells and only giving me 240,000?!

timmy: 240,000? i’m only getting 10,000 bells

tommy: ….10,000 bells

scoot: you guys are getting paid?

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apollo: from now on, we’re using code names. you can address me as ‘eagle one’. whitney, code name: been there done that. cherry, code name: currently doing that. rosie, code name: happened once in a dream. filbert, code name: if i had to pick a guy. quinn is, 'eagle two’

quinn: oh thank god.

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every day i whip out my switch on the carpool to work just to jack it to filbert. every day i wanna fuck that little blue squirrel and bust fat loads in him until he lookin like a krispy kreme donut. yall basic bitches can keep your ankha and isabelle, all i need is that squirrelussy. not only are squirrels at the perfect dick sucking height, but filbert is also lazy which means he can take it every day and night.

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filbert and frita would drive a hot dog shaped car through tom nook's office

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villagers from each species who would win no nut november:

alligator/crocodile: del

anteater: olaf

bear: curt

bear cub: barold

bird: jacques

bull: coach

cat: stinky

chicken: benedict

deer: bam

dog: shep

duck: scoot (the overall winner)

eagle: frank

elephant: tucker

frog: croque

goat: kidd

gorilla: hans

hamster: graham

hippo: harry

horse: colton

kangaroo: walt

koala: gonzo

lion: lionel

monkey: flip

mouse: moose

octopus: inkwell

ostrich: phil

penguin: roald

pig: rasher

rabbit: toby

rhino: tank

sheep: dom

squirrel: sheldon

tiger: rolf

wolf: chief

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We NEED dinosaur villagers

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We were robbed of celeste's constellation function in all the later games :( like okay. She runs the top floor in new leaf. Gets to see her brother. Okay.

Now in horizons she doesn't even have a job? Girl is just walking around? Someone help her 😭

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I've been modding my new leaf save to get my dreamies but it's caused a glitch where all my snooty villagers (Portia and Ankha) he/him Katt 😭 Just decided to roll with it and headcanon her as bigender, woe she/him pronouns be upon ye

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We don't talk enough about how weird leopold's ac:hhp request is

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This blog has really opened my eyes to how horny people are for animal crossing villagers. But seriously, apollo? Out of everyone? I feel like there's such better candidates

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WHY IS SOMEONES CONFESSION TO REMOVE VILLAGERS???

Counterpoint add more, add previously removed ones, add moth villagers, add bat villagers, add villagers based on special npc species

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Heyyy hope everyone's had a fabulous 2025 so far. Sorry for going missing in action, my past few months have been hella hectic and chaotic but I'm back & ready to sort through whatever confessions/apollo smut have accumulated in my inbox ♡

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update on the butch saga he walked INTO MY HOUSE so that he could give me a PET FOOD BOWL. it feels like im making it up but this game gave me a petplay daddy and im so into it

-butch's pup