The Doll Maker Aristocrat

RP account for an insane Pyrope. 

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Octavia: *p e t*

Hess parent internally: Don’t move..don’t react..don’t make a sound you’re married.. 

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Octavia: WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME STILL!? WHAT DID THAT STUPID SMALL GEM HAVE THAT I DIDN’T HAVE?

Captured Hesso: Uh....

Crimson Pearl: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT INSULTING A GEM’S SIZE 

Octavia: NO PLEASE I’M SORRY- *screams getting dragged away by the leg*

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Decay: *takes every pyrope that functions properly*

Omega: Aight I’m gonna commit gemicide on all my colonies now since nothing’s distracting me now 

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Identifying rogue pyropes in a nutshell

~at the club~

Decay: Well then we have so many pyropes here

Rando pyrope: *playing in one of the waterfalls with foam coming out it’s mouth is that Arthur-*

Decay: And...I can see that I definitely don’t need to mess with this one *hidden discomfort*

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Decay: get in the damn bag before I-

Wine Pyrope: no u *smack her cheek with a fan, made her fall in a bag and smugishly runs to her guards*

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How to identify rebel pyropes

/despite what it seems, some of these pyropes did actually rebel or they were just mentally ill and never had an alliance so here’s the features to identify rebel pyropes

-Drastically altered appearances

-Not acting posh at all

-Extra clumsiness because they’re curious about everything they didn’t see before

-Corruption features 

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Back with wine pyrope

~inside the ballroom~

*there’s just a bunch of Jades practicing a dance routine for the 29th time, but they look exhausted so they keep messing up...their pyrope does NOT look too happy*

🍷UGH! WHAT IS THIS!? YOU’VE PRACTICED THIS ALL NIGHT AND YOU SEMIPRECIOUS DEFECTS STILL CAN’T GET IT RIGHT!? I OUGHTA JUST HARVEST YOU AND HAVE YOU REPLACED *just punches a random Jade*🍷

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Hey Felicity... I hope you don't mind seeing me. I got you flowers from Earth. *offers a rose bouquet still wearing that collar*

*floofy main coon symbolizing thing sleeping on a box, spinny blocks the way annoyed taking the gifts*

💟Let her take a break already! *gets water gun*💟

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~flower and apollo dynamic~

Apollo: FLOWER! YOU RUIN MY PRESENTATION

Flower: *menacing smile with paper in his mouth*

~felicity and petals dynamic~

*two giant sleeping babies holding hands and being cute*

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You okay daughter?

💟shhhh *does the shush motion, points to a recently set up room for felicity and petals*💟

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Hey Felicity... Are you alright? Sorry to bother you, I just contacted you to check.

💟*stretches arm to warp pad after grabbing 4bx, puts her on the warp after threatening to call nora if she don't go*💟

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What these peeps would teach

/Yes school rps don’t work out at all but if anyone were to do a lil homeschool type thing but only official to rebels and have alternative options instead of the violent destructive ones being taught here’s what these ppl would teach

Felicity- Knitting, Crocheting, Dollmaking 

Petals- How to use string puppets and basically theater class 

Spinny- Little to nothing her room is like a kindergarten class so yeah pretty chill

Rowan- Self defense for short people

Rowan’s pearl- Whatever her friend is teaching

Stolen Angelite- Self care, CPR, other medical training stuff 

The pink nacre- Nothing she usually stays with Spinny she built different 

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No one:

Felicity and Petals realizing they shrunk to hessonite size: *banshee screeching and throwing a tantrum* 

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Cute felicity fact: She is hessonite size now due to her corrupt form being sorta smallish and bent  so even more hold-able lol here the picture for reference

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/WHY CANT I FIND IT IK I TOOK THE DANG PHOTO

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Cute Hessonite Features/Traits

-Overconfidence

-Playing pretend

-Floofy popcorn colored hair

-Very squishy cheeks

-The glitter on their capes

-Smol but not as smol as Demantoids and pearls basically small for elites sorta

-That cute angry look they always have 

-Their sleeping position

(and oh no hopefully blaze and peri didn’t see @redzircon9zc )

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Two berries waking up

~later in felicity’s room~

*wakes up next to a more deformed version, looks a bit shocked*

✂*evil menacing smile*✂

Ugh you’re so dirty looking...

✂!?✂

*grabs so she can’t run away, starts trying to clean this thing off with a sponge even though she forgot the water first lol*