Carrie Bradshaw knows Good Sex*

Lmao

[derutrot]

Truly before her time

[adaeterno]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[dennys]

Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

[constructreese]

[topherchris]

attention marketing team please put this up in times square 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[boota]

[passumbapper]

[ford-ye-fiji]

[mothdogs]

[blushroom20]

Oh okay

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[janinegregory]

[ceevee5]

[halfhardtorock]

The title of this photoset is

Photos on Orville Peck’s Instagram That Brad Leone has Liked.

[venusaurasaboy]

i am a luxury few can tolerate

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

where my texas boys at..

[allowthehype-deactivated2015072]

texas 

[twitblr]

[venomtots]

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

[venomtots]

All of you are so valid

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“oh. sorry”

[fruithalo]

women be

having undiagnosed adhd 

[thisaspamlmfaoo-deactivated2018]

Yes but it’s cute

[adhighdefinition]

cute?!

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I don’t think ‘cute’ is the right term to use here…