for superfluous men

I’m Algernon and these are memes only applicable to hedonistic dandies.

[mrsfurley]

Soooo I need some man servants! Tumblr do ya thing!

[queijada]

[twinktorturer]

pornhub.com/ frail men fainting

pornhub.com/frail 18th century men passing out from blood loss after the doctor bleeds them

google

google . fragile 18th century men coughing delicately and fanting

[byjove]

relationship status? perfectly chummy

[cranberrybogmummy]

Chummy roommates or…just good chums?

[byjove]

delightfully domestic chums. sworn bachelors, the both of us.

[oneheadtoanother]

[wolfstrong]

Autistic 19th century dandy: my safe foods are Cornish game hen and malted milk

[suzalulubf]

reframe your thinking. start using victorian language again. you’re not “chopped and broke” you’re “cursedly hard up”

[byjove]

the year is 1889

me: *dumps a bit of laudanum in my tea*

my faithful butler: sir

me: *pours the whole bottle of laudanum in my tea*

my poor frazzled butler: SIR

[myfootyrthroat]

Putting a bloody lace handkerchief in my back pocket to indicate that I'm into Victorian tuberculosis roleplay.

[lilyblisslys]

Me: ok now tell me I’m going to get better, but do it in a way that lets me know you’re lying to make both of us feel better. Maybe pretend to cry when you leave the room, also.

My girlfriend: can i please just fuck you already

[adandysuggestion]

came back wrong after summering on the continent

[adandysuggestion]

I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.

[the-void-painter]

T̵̖̑H̸̯̚I̸̟̒S̸̻̔ ̴̫̊P̴̟̑O̵̯͂S̷̟̒T̶̥̾ ̶̞̾H̵̙̄Å̴̠S̵̖͝ ̶̩͘J̶̠̃Ỏ̴̘Í̷͔Ṇ̵͆Ĕ̸̜D̶̔͜ ̵̡́M̸̖̿Ê̸̫ ̸̩̀I̴̲͗N̷͎̓ ̴̹̄Ț̴͐Ĥ̸͇E̴͔͊ ̴̈́ͅV̷͔͊O̵̼͗Ì̶̯D̷͎͂

[adandysuggestion]

𝙴̽̐̊𝙶̽̐̊𝙰̽̐̊𝙳̽̐̊𝚂̽̐̊!̽̐̊ 𝙸̽̐̊𝚝̽̐̊ 𝚒̽̐̊𝚜̽̐̊ 𝚍̽̐̊𝚛̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊𝚊̽̐̊𝚍̽̐̊𝚏̽̐̊𝚞̽̐̊𝚕̽̐̊𝚕̽̐̊𝚢̽̐̊ 𝚍̽̐̊𝚊̽̐̊𝚛̽̐̊𝚔̽̐̊ 𝚒̽̐̊𝚗̽̐̊ 𝚑̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊𝚛̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊,̽̐̊ 𝚌̽̐̊𝚊̽̐̊𝚗̽̐̊ 𝚜̽̐̊𝚘̽̐̊𝚖̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊𝚘̽̐̊𝚗̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊ 𝚜̽̐̊𝚝̽̐̊𝚛̽̐̊𝚒̽̐̊𝚔̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊ 𝚊̽̐̊ 𝚖̽̐̊𝚊̽̐̊𝚝̽̐̊𝚌̽̐̊𝚑̽̐̊?̽̐̊

[adandysuggestion]

I fear your intentions are most ignoble.

[adandysuggestion]

A cup of tea? That is the only sustenance you’ve consumed today? Should we inform everyone? Should we throw a soirée? Should we invite Miss Maude Fealy?

[adandysuggestion]

RETURN MY VAPE, I BESEECH YOU!

[adandysuggestion]

I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.

[cicadaland]

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

[adandysuggestion]

I may be interested……