royals

i'm in love with being queen

[addisonspiert-blog]

[ sms; ??? ]: who is this and why is your number in my phone?

[addisonspiert-blog]

Seriously considering burning my calculus book.

[nancycorby-blog]

And that’s fair. No one wants Powerpuff Girl time ruined. It’s like having Adventure time ruined. I’m afraid Melody would just get you back in a worse way so I’d be cautious. I guess I should learn to draw as well. Or at least trace.

[addisonspiert-blog]

Right?! Powerpuff Girls time is the only time of day that I can really relax. I can't jeopardize having that ruined. Having Adventure TIme ruined sounds pretty damn horrible too. Do you have nice handwriting? I think I wanna get a quote. Probably something from The Great Gatsby.

[nancycorby-blog]

I’m sure if you ask nicely, you can like any icing or cake batter from his abs. Just let me leave the room first. If that doesn’t work, I’m buying a tattoo gun and tattooing reminders to your foreheads.

[addisonspiert-blog]

As tempting as that sounds, I think Melody would probably kill me. Or at least silently give me a bitch face while I try to watch Powerpuff Girls, which is worse in my opinion. But you should get a tattoo gun either way and give me a cool tattoo.

[nancycorby-blog]

The abs are nice and all but they don’t benefit me in anyway. Well he bakes as well. I think he got the baking from Jo but still, he makes some good things. I might make flyers and leave put them in bags of take home candy. That should get everyone’s attention.

[addisonspiert-blog]

Then we can kill two birds with one stone. We have him bake shirtless. That way you get the sweets and I get to see him shirtless. Everyone wins. There you go! If that doesn't help get the word out then I don't know what will.

[nancycorby-blog]

Thank you! And he is, it’d be like giving Flora a penis and abs. So if announcing it at dinner isn’t the right way of communicating, what do you suggest?

[addisonspiert-blog]

The abs are the only thing that makes him tolerable, to be honest. They're his redeeming feature. No, no. Feel free to announce it at dinner, maybe just before we all get stoned. Then again, there's a good chance that most of us will come stoned.

[c1nemilfs]

[nancycorby-blog]

You should have all the pity for me. I’m trying to keep everyone together and I have a shit bag for a brother. I deserve pity.

[addisonspiert-blog]

I suppose I can have just a little bit of pity for you. You do a pretty great job at keeping us together and Ryn is kind of a huge pain in the ass, I'll give you that.

[nancycorby-blog]

But I mentioned it when we had the family dinner last Sunday! It’s not my fault you guys were all high!

[addisonspiert-blog]

Well that's your own fault for picking such a horrible time to announce it. I have no more pity for you.

[nancycorby-blog]

Why is it when I throw tea parties, no one shows up? It’s tradition!

[addisonspiert-blog]

Because you never tell me about them! You know I love tea parties.

[melodyfinn-blog]

I thought it looked familiar. God I have good taste. 

[addisonspiert-blog]

I happen to like it quite a bit. I don't think you'll be getting it back anytime soon.

[floraspiert-blog]

I’m doing you a favour. They look better on me anyway. And it’s for the dancing, obviously.

[addisonspiert-blog]

In your dreams, little girl. Mm, I see. And that's the only reason?

[floraspiert-blog]

We should have school dances more often.

[addisonspiert-blog]

Why? So you have more reasons to raid my closet?

[melodyfinn-blog]

That shirt looks good. It would look better on me. Or the floor.

[addisonspiert-blog]

I'm glad you like it because it's your shirt. I took it out of your closet this morning.

[addisonspiert-blog]

Caterpillars pretty much have the ideal life. They eat a lot, they sleep for a while, and then they wake up beautiful.

[faberryfeels]

[melodyfinn-blog]

Melody chuckled at the blonde’s frustration. Placing her books on the table, she leaned over and pressed a kiss to Addison’s forehead. “Because you want to do great things and not be a lumberjack. That’s why.” Slipping into the seat beside her, Melody patted her arm in a soothing matter. “It can’t be so bad. How about we do it together?”

[addisonspiert-blog]

The moment that Melody's lips met Addison's forehead, Addison relaxed. It seemed that the other girl often had that affect on her. "But why do I need to know about logarithms and exponentials?"