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In orange & blue.

Highland cattles in the Faroe Islands

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Highland Cattle

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Examine! Incredibly tacky chatskis from Las Vegas.

Your eyes are drawn to the bright splashes of color on your nightstand before you can even register anything specific. It all immediately strikes you as a big plastic pile of treasures you need to get your hands on.

There’s an orb filled with flakes that stir up when you disturb it. You’re not sure what the point is other than to look like an idiot when you shake it vigorously. Inside of it there’s a tiny sign: Welcome to the Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada! and you shake it again. Where... is that? Where did this come from?You shake it again.Actually, all of these things say Fabulous Las Vegas. The piggy bank, the shot glasses, the fridge magnet, the ashtray shaped like a poker chip... They all come from this mysterious, neon-coated paradise. There’s even a coin bank shaped like a slot machine. Every time you push the lever, it shows three cherries and dumps all the money in the bank back out. Gambling is easy!

The thing you pick up last is a keychain, black with sparkling pink lettering. What happens in Vegas...You turn it over. That’s all it says.

It doesn’t take long before you stop asking where all of this came from or what Vegas is, if it’s even real. These baubles scatter and all find loving homes on your office desk and kitchen counter in record time, as though they had always been there.

Only one thing bothers you. It’ll nag at you whenever you find yourself staring up at the ceiling every so often.What DOES happen in Vegas?

Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

(For example, a stormtrooper mask:

“A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)

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