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Rocket Admin.

[admin-red-rocket]

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[rocketryu]

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🫵🚀?

-@admin-red-rocket

OMG HELLO THERE 👋👋👋👋👋👋

[admin-red-rocket]

👋 :)

🫵 ex.ec? ‼️ :0

[the-drayster]

// Small announcement thing

Putting this out on my Drayton blog, cause this has the most followers and whatnot.

Hey everyone! Sorry I disappeared without saying anything. I've had an iffy last two weeks. I had to put down my horse, Gus. I don't have much to say on that matter, other than there wasn't anything we could do. But! I'm back on my feet now. I just wanted to put this out here as a sort of explanation/hey I'm not dead thing, and to say that if I'm a bit off for a while, that's why.

He was the gentlest giant.

[admin-red-rocket]

[ Art ]

I don't want to watch as I lose. -Blue, probably

[admin-red-rocket]

Mewtwo is an experimental clone of mew made by rocket, Blaine, Fuji, and Oak

Clearly someone didn't read the Cinnabar mansion diaries 🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒🙄

I never went into that creepy old place. Why would I-?

[admin-red-rocket]

Oak made Mewtwo lolololol

Also celadon is one of their main bases you dink

I still barely know what Mewtwo is- Why do you think I'll believe that my Grandpa helped make the damn thing?!

Jeez. Alright, alright- I'll check it out.

[admin-red-rocket]

Well, for one, go talk to Oak about all this. He's more involved than you think. later, I mean

And don't let Red know obviously

Oh. And check the poster in the celadon game corner

Yeah. Cause I want to talk to him about this. He'll probably just say I'm. I don't know. Making shit up for attention.

Yeah. No shit, there.

What's the Celadon game corner have to do with anything??

[admin-red-rocket]

Looks like we were right.... AGAIN. Are you gonna listen to us or not

.. Whatever. It doesn't fucking matter. I should've known better anyways. He always fucking wins.

Fine. What do you want me to do?

[admin-red-rocket]

Did you have fun losing

No I didn't fucking have fun losing what hte FUCK was THAT?!

[admin-red-rocket]

What the FUCK

// In case you were wondering, this is Red's full team!

If it looks familiar-ish, good. It should. It's his GSC/HGSS team, but swapping Snorlax for Porygon2, Venusaur for Vileplume, letting Lapras take Blastoise's spot, and replacing one psychic cat (Espeon) for another (Mewtwo).

[admin-red-rocket]

Have fun losing champion!

I'm not going to lose! I'm strong. This is the sort of thing I'm actually good at. I'm not going to lose to some. Fucking nobody.

[admin-red-rocket]

Ok but blue he's a criminal now. He's undoubtedly been around worse and scarier than "innocent gym leader". Esp if he can still kick ur ass in battle

Okay, fuck off. I'm the champion. He's. just some guy. he won't beat me.

[admin-red-rocket]

Almost like he had failed a mission (break into oaks lab) and just encountered his boss (Giovanni) while in hiding dumbass

Or he's just nervous he saw someone. I dunno. He's always been weird about people. Just. I don't know. What am I even supposed to do??

[admin-red-rocket]

I think if multiple people agree that Giovanni is kinda sus that you should at least consider it. I mean. We were right about red

Fine. Whatever. I'll.. Do some digging, or something.

But. I just. Want to figure Red out, first. He's still acting weird.

[admin-red-rocket]

He's very very gay I don't think thats normal blue :( :( :( :(

I. Don't give a shit. Love who you love. I'm not. Y'know. Like that, but. Yeah. Maybe he's a little weird about it considering that's like. A whole ass married man but. Whatever that's not my business,

[admin-red-rocket]

I hope giovanni puts you in the Mewtwo testing chamber.

Okay bestie 🥰🥰🥰

[rocketsgone]

Mewtwo would never share his chamber.

[admin-red-rocket]

Thanks for. Believing in me?

[rocketsgone]

That doesn't mean Giovanni wouldn't put you in a chamber. If you get in his way, that is.

[admin-red-rocket]

Okay so you're part of this too. Congrats! Guess what? I had a great conversation with him! And he never threatened to like. Mug me or kidnap me the entire time! Huzzah!

[rocketsgone]

Do you take him for a fool? What man would publicly threaten or assault someone? You are an idiot who clearly doesn't do his research. You should fear Giovanni.

[admin-red-rocket]

And why should I fear him? He's the eighth gym leader, and I'm the champion. I'm fine, even if he was some creepy mob boss sort of shit. The only weird thing that happened was Red being weird, but Red is always weird. He's probably just nervous about being recognized or something.

[rocketsgone]

[ Picture ID: A photo of Giovanni and the executives. They're seemingly busy with some sort of experiment, a very watery Ditto laying in a puddle on the table before them. ]

As if we haven't bribed champions.

[admin-red-rocket]

Okay first off, yeah, sure you have.

Second off, wowwww that's no cool look you know the guy woahhh cool I'm so impresseddddd. Great job. He has friends and a hobby. I don't see what's wrong with this.

[rocketsgone]

The hobby of conducting painful experiments on Pokemon alongside the infamous Team Rocket. That doesn't spark any- that is us in the photo, boy. Team Rocket. There is an R on the damn wall!

[admin-red-rocket]

It's a ditto don't they like. Do that. That's their thing. And people romanticize Rocket all the time. I mean I think it's weird but like. Not gonna freak out cause a guy has an aesthetic.

[rocketsgone]

He is our boss. He's been our boss for 9 fucking years.

[admin-red-rocket]

Good job? Man, I don't keep track of what the Leaders do outside of the league. I'm not going to like. STALK them that's fucking weird. I don't care that much

[rocketsgone]

Do you disdain Rocket or not? You whine and sob over your little boyfriend joining us, but then you simply do not care that the STRONGEST GYM LEADER is the LEADER of Team Rocket?! -- Arch, take a walk, man.

[admin-red-rocket]

Okay he's NOT my boyfriend so, fuck you for that <3

And yeah. I don't care. Cause I don't believe you. Pretty simple, bud!

[rocketsgone]

And what will it take to have your feeble pathetic mind believe such a thing? Do I need to sicc my Houndoom onto your pathetic Raticate once more? -- Arch, c'mon man. Not cool.

[admin-red-rocket]

Fuck you, asshole. I get you're like. Caught up in this shit or whatever but that's not.

Fuck you.

[rocketsgone]

Hm? Are you truly surprised that Team Rocket is cruel? Underhanded? Scary? Whatever it takes to drill such a notion into your mind, I will do it. I will ensure our legacy forever lives on, even if it lives in the disgusting grief in your pitiful heart. -- Do you like, wanna go get curry or something. Or play a board game. Why are we harassing a kid again.

[admin-red-rocket]

Get help, fucko.

[rocketsgone]

I will enjoy watching your pathetic league crumble beneath our heels. It will be downright euphoric to watch as the champion of your region fails to stop even the most weak of grunts be the simply couldn't swallow his ego long enough to even consider large amounts of people telling him the truth.

It's no wonder your little Ratty died. You were too busy flaunting your teams "power" to consider that a criminal would not care for things such as "over exertion" and "fainting". That a criminal would go for the kill.

Enjoy your championship title while it lasts. They'll cast you aside once they realize how useless you truly are, Blue Oak. And say hi to Samuel for us, will you ~ ? Mewtwo misses him dearly. Oh, and tell him his payment will be expected next monday. Ta-ta.

[admin-red-rocket]

What the fuck

[admin-red-rocket]

"strangers" you mean top executive of Team Rocket Archer and Petrel????? y'know the pretty open criminals who like. Sell slowpoke tails for 1 million poke? (Wait I think that's the proton guy)

Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm pretty sure that other guy's just impersonating Archer or something. I've seen the dude with Giovanni before. They're just like. Normal people? He's got a lot of Houndoom, but that's the weirdest thing I can think of.