doglamp

what can i say, it's a dog shaped lamp

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[apolladay]

On what part of your body is your biggest scar?

head

torso

arms/hands

legs/feet

a different part of my body

I have 0 scars

Voting ended onJun 16

[theyshapedlikefriends]

TST Advance - Tardigrade (Hypsibius dujardini)

[macronectes]

this kinda felt like meeting a celebrity

(seen at the international symposium on tardigrada in japan, june 2025)

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[melencholiaenthroned]

current situation:

- bartender is a guy ive scammed into buying me drinks at a different bar

- exhibitionist ex is here and we did kiss for an extended period very publicly and it is not full enough in here to justify that

- offered cocaine by multiple people

- a girl told me she followed my Instagram and was parasocial with me. im gonna be honest all i post to instagtam lately is jayce

- im hiding in the bathroom rn

[melencholiaenthroned]

i got kicked out of the bathroom they thought i was doing cocaine and how do i say i was posting on tumblr

[litafordvsferrari]

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Voting ended onJun 11

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[notamortician]

getting on tumblr after watching backrooms to see what ppl are talking about only to see a majority of you fuckers are only thirsting after the 2 seconds of screen time white boy. get a fucking grip actually

[gokusclit]

me and my circle of fellow hater lesbian mutuals

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[finalfantasyvii]

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jade-sutures]

[freakoutgirl]

the cure to depression is going to the movies by yourself and getting a drink and popcorn

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[jetix]

Beetle bread, 2023-08-13

[charlesoberonn]