Star

🏳️‍🌈 Writer fueled by herbal tea and spite

[remnantglow]

[bold-baddie]

[klimtsonian]

“And what kind of king would Camelot want?” 🏰⚔️🐉

[tokkibean]

reader: i love how (detail added on a whim) foreshadows (scene that isnt related) youre a GENIUS

me: yes. of course. i absolutely meant to do that.

[havingapoemwithyou]

SS suppression by Caroline Bird

[thatsbelievable]

[thememedaddy]

[shencomix]

[i-post-hilarious-shit]

[penandinkprincess]

it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

[rockitcat]

When I taught swim lessons I remember trying to delicately ask parents not to cover their child in shea/coconut/olive oil before lessons.

“I understand your skincare regimen and wanting to protect their tender baby flesh from the pool chemicals, but COULD YOU NOT OIL YOUR CHILD LIKE A GREASED PIG before tossing them in the POOL? Thanks EVER so much!”

[penandinkprincess]

@nakimochiku i CACKLED

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[write-on-world]

[castletownranger]

HEY

For all you WONDERFUL FIC WRITERS who made the mistake of following me

LOOK AT THIS

[aryaokayfriend]

I- I didn’t realize this but it’s so true

[sleepy-writes-stuff]

I’ve had these thoughts, too. Universe really said, “Hey! You need to see this” 😳

[bloggingboutburgers]

We're getting there little by little, sure. But it's a road.

Anyway happy international asexuality day back to work I go

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

lets All lock in starting Right Now

[virusgeist]

how i feel about locking in

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[adreamingnightsky]

Because you’re working against your tendencies, rather than toward them. If you find yourself always putting your coat on a chair, for example, place a coat stand near it.

If you always leave small things on the same table, place a cute basket there to hold your things. I empty my catch-alls only once a week and it helps so much to keep my home tidy!

Make homes for the things in your home based on your habits and needs. Trust me, this will help a lot with the amount of effort it takes to keep a home clean.

[kosmogrl]

let this be a reminder that even if it takes time your dreams can come true

[rabbitindisguise]

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.