Adrien Babineaux

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adrien-babineaux:

I know, I just wish I could say I remember everything about my friends.

Originally posted by marvelmarbler

[pm] You just saved me from making an excuse to not go to my family ’s obnoxious Christmas gathering. You truly are the best / my favorite person.

Oh, I do not remember everything. But you remember my issue with allergy to cats. So that means a great deal.

[pm] [user actually smiles and promptly curses herself for it] I am happy to be able to help you out, and to be your favourite person.

[adrien-babineaux]

I would be a shitty friend if I did not remember the one thing that can send you to the ER. [user smiles to himself and does not curse at himself for it]

[pm] You are a life saver, Evelyn Hoffmann. Truly.

[marvelousevelyn-blog]

adrien-babineaux:

I know we are friends, I’m a bit embarrassed I don’t have such a great memory for details…

I just happen to remember things, I am not trying to embarrass you.

[pm] Would you like to come over to my house on Christmas? I have plenty of alcohol and we can actively avoid awful Christmas films. Only if you have no other plans, of course.

[adrien-babineaux]

I know, I just wish I could say I remember everything about my friends.

[pm] You just saved me from making an excuse to not go to my family 's obnoxious Christmas gathering. You truly are the best / my favorite person.

[marvelousevelyn-blog]

adrien-babineaux:

I cannot say that this has ever been a favorite read of mine…

Why, yes. I cannot believe you remembered!

There are better reads out there.

Well, we are friends, are we not? I like to remember important details about my friends’ lives. Furthermore, I also find the never-ending barrage of Christmas songs a bit headache-inducing, myself.

[adrien-babineaux]

I know we are friends, I'm a bit embarrassed I don't have such a great memory for details...

[marvelousevelyn-blog]

adrien-babineaux:

Seems like it. I guess asking for everyone to get a grammar manual under the Christmas tree is unreasonable…

I do not find that unreasonable, not entirely. However I do not think many will learn from that.

Have you been avoiding the music in stores this year? You hated that last year, right?

[adrien-babineaux]

I cannot say that this has ever been a favorite read of mine...

Why, yes. I cannot believe you remembered!

[adrien-babineaux]

@marvelousevelyn Seems like it. I guess asking for everyone to get a grammar manual under the Christmas tree is unreasonable...

[adrien-babineaux]

@addyhallewell they did not conjugate look the right way, did they?

[adrien-babineaux]

What are you look forward to this December?

Proper grammar.

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[hawaiianhalfwolf]

Does anyone how like the UMAC pool works? I’ve been trying to search online for instructions on how to use it but I’m getting bupkiss. 

[adrien-babineaux]

I think you gotta get in the water and swim, or fool around. Like you know... any other kind of pool.

[adrien-babineaux]

ohcapmycapmaynard:

If anyone has been experiencing any side effects from the recent Fundraiser, please reach out to the department and make a statement. Rest assured, no one will blame you if you’re experiencing psychedelic episodes unless you actually ingested illegal substances and are then trying to capitalize on recent events in which case you will be arrest- so please help us help you.

Ashkent Creek should be a safe haven, and I think I speak for us all when I say we want to get to the bottom of this and we need your help to do so.

What I wonder is whether this will discourage people from patrolling at night. 

What do you think of this neighborhood watch ? In my opinion it should be forbidden but this country likes to act like it’s the land of freedom so. 

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veronicatheslayer:

adrien-babineaux  What are your Thanksgiving plans?

She can come over if you want.

I’m sure she’ll appreciate that.

Is she allergic to something ?

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cassidydanvers:

It counts as a class one misdemeanor. Warning comes first, after that you’re looking at a two thousand five-hundred dollar fine and some jail time for the persistent stuff. Assuming they’re stupid enough to use a landline or their own cell.

One problem; then you’d have the Charmin bear after you. 

I can’t tell if you’re serious, but in that case you should get on that Not like you can do any worse than the other guy. Skeletor would even be an improvement.

Sounds fair to me.

My cats will take care of that bear.

I’m serious. Not that I would ever ask them for that kind of money.

Skeletor?

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cassidydanvers:

That’s a ringing endorsement if ever I heard one.

People call in to ask what time it is or when a restaurant runs out of Ice Tea. 

Or they might throw it on trees in some sort of maypole tribute to the toilet paper gods. We could do that, but then there’d just be a black market in toilet paper, prohibition style. You’ve seen Black Friday, there’d be people brawling in the aisles. Mass hysteria, dogs and cats living together stuff. 

If you’ve got a couple million dollars lying around you could always run. It’d be fun.

Can’t they actually get arrested for putting in jeopardy other people for futile shit?

People could also make their own toilet paper, installing a new era of D.I.Y. and recycling which might save this country and this planet. I’m a god damn environmental genius.

Well my  parents could actually give me “a small loan of a million dollars”.