Walter Meets Jade
Well, well, well, look who showed up to work like two weeks late! Seriously, I was doing recon around the building a month before this internship even began. I hope you can keep up with me, Jade!
As you can tell, Walter isn’t really great with people. In fact, thanks to him we have enjoyed getting kicked out of three different restaurants, two gas stations, a handful of meetings and a bank, all because of his antics (stories for a later date).
Any who, we all are very excited to welcome Jade, the copywriting intern! Jade has finally joined the team, as she was finishing up school and becoming a graduate from Savannah College of Art and Design.
The first day, we made a point to help Jade feel right at home, but Walter just wasn’t playing nice. It’s hard enough to adjust to the fast-paced Intermark Group internship lifestyle, but when you add Walter to the mix, it makes our jobs 10 times harder. Poor Jade, we should have warned her.
During her first week here, Jade entered what we like to call “Stage One”. This is the stage when you start feeling bad for the poor guy, so you begin to ask questions:
Why don’t we add him on our intern GroupMe chat?
How come he didn’t come to hang posters with us around town?
Why does he only eat carrots?
However, that stage quickly passes once you have your first real conversation with Walter. Then it’s on to stage two, which is pretty much when Jade’s search history looked like this:
Nearest police department - Birmingham, AL
How to ignore someone who is staring at you 24/7
Can you fire someone that was never hired?
By the end of the week, Jade had made it all the way to stage three, the stage in which you remain until you somehow get Walter out of your life. Stage three is also known as the stage of acceptance because eventually, it’s too hard to fight with Walter and do a good job at work. Now that we’re all in stage three of dealing with Walter, we can focus on our next big challenge for the summer:
Golden Flake? Not yet, first we have to tackle…
Walter’s birthday.
If you have not been graced with Walter’s presence, follow this link to learn more about him! http://adterns.tumblr.com/post/121027798417/meet-walter















