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i am a lady, an adult, and a lesbian

[classichorrorblog]

The Addams Family (1991)

[vesper-whispers]

If it isn't this, I don't want it.

[adumbledorableee]

kicked my neighbors trash can into the road and then kicked it again for good measure. surprisingly sturdy and painful but very cathartic.

[adumbledorableee]

your email finds me stoned on the living room couch in my vintage nightgown

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I hate bitches and by bitches I mean people who come into my place of work and expect me to do my job like mhm mm no, no thank you! Fuck you! How dare you make me get up off my cozy ass right now and do something?! Who the fuck do you think you are? You think you own me? I don’t work for you, buddy! My vagina belongs to the government!

[adumbledorableee]

I have been training my body not to cry.

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[adumbledorableee]

Your honor, I humbly request the opportunity to go to Greece and smash those plates, I think that would really help🙏

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[adumbledorableee]

BUT NOBODY CARED FOR THE STORIES I HAD ABOUT NO GOOD GUYS

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[adumbledorableee]

Love when people who have never met me get to make decisions about my life!!!!!

[adumbledorableee]

Male customer at work asked me my age and then said, “You look so young but act so mature,” and what if I just killed you, sir? Like actually? Or would that disturb the fantasy?

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[clownologist]

I’m giving people until June to get these heated rivalry guys off my phone screen