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Been really tightening my belt lately and ended up actually saving money this month for the first time since getting this new job. Lately it’s felt like I’ve been spending more than I’m making so it’s good to know we can still get by with less. My lovely GF has a jobbie now too so we can finally live out our DINK dreams…I just hope we can keep this up before the economy completely implodes

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sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

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crabussy

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrenty.

reach me??? what. with your yucky fingers??? you gonna touch me? gonna toching me? ☝️ don't

letterful

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omegaversereloaded

And i joined the CIA so i can change it from the inside

cali

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

cheaphalloweencostume

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

sashayed

tatzelwurming

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

poopjournalist

My therapist said it's okay that I troll people on the internet but I have to troll responsibly.

garaks-padded-bra

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

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