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@adventjoe
The level of how accurate these are is astoundingÂ
is there anything more pure than a cat and it’s love for a heat sourceÂ
love
love
true love
“Will your cat ever love you as much as a warm sunbeam??”
little did you know… you are your cats sunbeam
A wholesome end to a quality post <3
me watching everyone say theyre moving to pillowfort and mastodon and whatever the fuck else knowing damn well i’ll see them back here within a week
newgrounds? people have been moving there
Wierd
I've been in Tumblr for over 30mins and not one breast has shown up. It's so weird.
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
JUST FUCKING BAKE THE FUCKING COOKIES YOU BARBARIANS
Look, bro, we don’t need to be judged on our delicious garbage choices, bro. Bro.
Listen, I have been risking any number of diseases for roughly 25 years in service of devouring large portions of my mother’s sugar cookie dough, with raw eggs and flour included, and you will tear that danger from my stone dead hands, because compromising this dough’s tasty, tasty integrity is not worth avoiding whatever gastrointestinal distress I might otherwise endure
Could you fill me in on the whole grape-kun thing?
A japanese zoo, Tobu Zoo, had a colab with the anime Kemono Friends where they added cutouts of the anime characters to the enclosures of the matching animals to attract visitors and stuff, one of these characters being Hululu, an airhead anthropomorphic Humboldt penguin:
Grape-kun, an old humboldt penguin who’d been abandoned by his former mate due to his health issues, started showing a lot of interest for the cutout, staring at it for hours, trying to reach it on top of the tall rock where it was placed, and even trying to court it.
Of course, Kemono Friends already being a surprise hit show, the thing went viral and tons of art, jokes and other content were made. Even after the colab was over, the zoo didn’t remove Grape-kun’s sunshine, and Hululu’s VA Ikuko Chikuta even visited Grape-kun during an educational event:
Unfortunately, Grape-kun was already old and his health started to deteriorate. He was removed from his enclosure for treatment, along with his muse of course, that was placed next to him. On october 12, 2017, Tobu Zoo announced that Grape-kun passed away, with Hululu by his side in his final moments. Once again Grape-kun started trending, this time in a sadder tone as fans, visitors and part of the Kemono Friends staff paid their respects.
As a final homage to Grape-kun, a new cutout was added to the penguin enclosure in january 2018, immortalizing this romance:
And thus ends the tale of Grape-kun and Hululu. May our little Friend rest in penguin heaven with his anime wife, gone, but never forgotten.
Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS
They’re brutal? Oh my.
This Holiday Season spread the good word of Terry the Non-Denominational Gift Delivery Dragon!
If he is not after treats is there instead any nice beverage I could leave out for Terry that he would enjoy
Terry also refers to himself in third person.
Terry is good and soft <3
Behind every great Hunter is a Palico rolling their eyes.
This is the best Killscreen Ive ever gotten: My Switch Axe and another one forming a perfect X, the two differently glowing axes themselves, Kulve suffering in the back?? Its perfect
Life of a Monster Hunter support Sword and Shield user.
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