please come to brazil

Welcome, friend! Check my About and Tags pages for more. Ment, Chemical Engineer and Doctor of Medicine. Brazilian, 34, M

[carnival-phantasm]

Me welcoming my dear followers to my blog

[epilepticsaints]

[tamamita]

This is so sex

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[oneheadtoanother]

[tgoldwalker]

Insane thing to ask and even more insane that Doto says yes

[finder-plus]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

fuck with me

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[eggvlyn]

Day 259 of drawing Fenomeno every day until shes on global!

i got a new job :^)

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Idea Suggestion Box \ Ko-fi

[maviena]

💭 💭💭

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[papasmoke]

my newborn son has an ifunny birthmark