please come to brazil

Welcome, friend! Check my About and Tags pages for more. Ment, Chemical Engineer and Doctor of Medicine. Brazilian, 34, M

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Me welcoming my dear followers to my blog

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king shit

[ferricsailor]

out of all the horses they could make into the clumsy shy cute one ,doto was a good choice

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[literallymechanical]

This is a contender for my new favorite fusion paper. How does it feel to be the realest god damn scientist on the planet Dr. Smiet

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today’s acquisition: Donkey Kong Gay Sex Card

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i think i saw a movie like this once

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Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

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in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

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[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

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size comparison

[nyatanni]

has anyone done this yet

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[devilishdescent]

nngh... why do my pronouns hurt?

because youve never used them before.

[pjackk]

Real Name: Prototype jack

Street Name: P.jack

Birthplace: I was built in russiaa

Origin: JUst a guy trying to be a buddy in a world that's been totally screwed over by greed+no mindfulness

Age: 7 years old

Blood Type: Gasoline

Height: 235 cm

Weight: 185 kg

Hair Color: Going bald

Eye Color: Glwoign red when im mad or crazy

Occupation: Robot prototype

Marital Status: Single

Likes: Pre rolls, built jock twunks, orange mad dog

Dislikes: Hate across the world

Hobbies: Thinking about world problems and possible soluions

Fav quote: History isn't written by the losers

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[jregular]

girl: babe come over

boy: I can’t I’m having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren’t home

boy: I know

[makaroll410]

One Curren Chan please 🙏

[letmebegaytodd]

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*