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Minerva: Someone is trying to blackmail me. Who could it be?

Natsu: Well, who hates you?

Minerva: Everybody Natsu, I'm a bitch.

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Freed: bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, Minerva...

Minerva, shooting finger guns: that's why I also bottle up the positive ones

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Mira: what do you want from me

Minerva: [sitting in the corner of the room, eating a KitKat bar without breaking it]

Mira, crying: please, just stop

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Gray: I don’t have the energy for this

Freed: for what?

Gray: *gestures vaguely*

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Mira: Hey Natsu, can you do the thing?

Natsu: what thing?

Mira: the thing that never fails to make me happy.

Natsu: oh

Natsu: *smiles*

Mira, crying: thank you

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Natsu: So you had a crush on me?

Natsu: ...

Natsu: that’s pretty gay

Gray: I’m your husband-

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Gray: *trying to nap*

Natsu: Wake up you sexy bitch, it’s time to sin.

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Minerva: How would you rate your pain?

Mira: 0/10

Minerva: How- your arm is literally going the wrong way-

Mira: As in 0/10 would NOT recommend.

Minerva:

Mira: Very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks.

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Natsu: Actually, I need to talk to you guys. It’s about... feelings.

Mira: Mmm...

Gray: No

Minerva: Not again

Freed: No, I can’t go there

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Gray: you look so nice; I want to kiss you

Natsu: What?

Gray: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

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Natsu: Do you even know what you’re doing?

Mira: No. Why, does it sound like I do?

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Mira: Gray, did your bag just ‘meow’?

Gray, sweating: no...

Mira opening the bag, and 4 kittens pop out: ???

Natsu, softly: Gray we talked about this...

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Mira: Why are you naked?

Gray: I ...I don't have any clothes.

Mira, opening his closet: You have plenty of clothes! This shirt, this coat, hi Natsu, these jeans...

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Natsu: SO I was thinking-

Gray: whatever it is, no.

Mira: Let him speak.

Natsu: I did the math, and it's statistically possible for me to swing across that big ass crevice in the woods and back with noting but a grappling hook-

Freed: and how fast do you need to be going to do that?

Natsu: about one fifty.

Minerva: That's not possible-

Natsu is it if I use my flames after one of you yeets me hard enough. *dead serious*

Freed: Well, math checks out, let's go.

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Mira: Just be yourself, say something nice.

Minerva: Which one? I can’t do both.

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Mira: I have edge

Freed: You really don’t. Not anymore at least. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I’ve ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

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Freed: im horrible. im terrible. i destroy everything good in the world

Natsu: what happened?

Mira: he broke his pencil

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