Adventures in RAS

This is not the blog of a serious critic.

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Honestly, I’m really starting to like Kelnozz. He’s kind of a sweetheart.

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Ah. I should have known. Kind of feeling bad for Drizzt, he thought he made a friend.

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Grand Melee: Lazer tag, but with pointy sticks and Grudges

[adventuresinras]

Honestly, I’m really starting to like Kelnozz. He’s kind of a sweetheart.

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So, like Fox News.

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...So, like Fox News.

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So, like Fox News.

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okay so if the underdark is the australia of the forgotten realms, who is the Steve Irwin of the forgotten realms? “what we have here is a drow, kiddos, a deadly dark elf, cousin to the surface elves. it lives in a society of murder and chaos to appease an evil spider deity and elevate social standing. …IM GONNA POKE IT WITH A STICK.” 

[shadowkat678]

Volo. It’s Volo. 

[adventuresinras]

this answer? is valid.

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I’m not sure which was the worse burn: the acid or This

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Welcome to Menzoberranzan! where Snitches get Stitches

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Zaknafein: “What is it that stereotypical hetero teen boys like looking at again? Was it girlie magazines or weapons? I can’t remember.”

Zaknafein: “...”

Zaknafein: “All I know is that there’s usually great-looking racks involved in either. Oh well. Take your time and your pleasure. Lock the door when you do.”

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Also can someone please tell Zaknafein that “ambidexterity” is a synonym for “two-hands” so he can stop being a broken record?

Otherwise it sounds like he’s repeatedly pointing out the wonder of a kiddo having two hands. Someone get this child on the cover of Modern Drow Living, he’s got two entire hands

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Is this the drow version of being fresh out of high school? because if so then we’ve all been Drizzt at some point. sounds about right.

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Hey guys! Guess who remembered their password finally!

Yes, that’s all I’ve forgotten.

Just the password.

Not a whole entire book review what are you talking about I’m sorry, I mean, what? Oh, that? That was nothing...

Nothing at all. Yep.

[100newfears-archive-deactivated]

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

[pkariya]

sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu? it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. 

[bearxing]

did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.

[officialrobbycoates]

o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun? deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae, or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki, and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

[iwasthinkingofanimeagain-deacti]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screen shots

[adventuresinras]

fantastic

[gifsboom]

[its-nick-bitxh]

take a fuckin sip, babes

[deputychairman]

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

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i snorted so loudly

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“Evil empires often bound themselves in webs of hate towards fabricated enemies...” i know exactly what that is like. hot tea from robert

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so surface elves are faeries? like... literally faeries, or is that a remark on their mannerisms