aegon ii

the realm's delight

[aeg2]

Aegon II RP/aesthetic sidepage

Extremely dead dove, targcest, etc., it's Aegon, minors dni

unserious and serious rp ; high lit level but you'd never know it

[aeg2]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii how is sunfyre? He is so beautiful and shimmery!

- your knight (?)

Ah, Ser H!

Sunfyre is beautiful and golden as always, but I could swear that as of late he is eating us out of house and home. I know they say that dragons are always growing, but even this seems excessive.

No matter. We spare no expense for a dragon so loyal.

[aeg2]

I need to lick brother

[aeg2]

I mean.......who HASN'T been touched by Uncle Daemon 🤔

[aeg2]

My king, I want for no rewards, it is my duty to serve the crown.

But… if possible… can I have really cool armor and a really cool sword please? Like the ones the kings guard have?

You know.. so people can take me serious and so I can protect everybody better teehee

-H (your knight? possibly?)

Ser H, it would be my honor. I will ensure you are fitted with armor and blade just as fine as Ser Criston Cole's.

And if you'd like to wear the white cloak, there is a place for you in my Kingsguard as well.

[aeg2]

*ahem ahem* so, I was walking through the gardens on my break and I heard two familiar voices giggling behind some flower patches and THANKFULLY that’s where I found princess jaehaera and prince jaehaerys playing with the royal feline creature.

I have returned them both to the palace. I am guessing the cat ate your chicken leg. But while I’m there, who dare let the royal twins out of the castle without supervision? Where was the wet nurse assigned to the pair? I’m damn near at my wits end thinking about what could’ve happened to them!!

-H

Oh sevens thank you, ser! Helaena would have had my head if you'd not found them (and their beloved calico). Everything else can be forgotten about, even Otto.

Now, I do try to pay my debts. Is there anything you'd ask of your king? A bottle of the finest Dornish red? A promotion? Perhaps a cat companion? (Otto has loosed over 100 here, take your pick.)

[ask-aerion-brightflame]

Dream upon a dragon and I shall forge your wish into the flames and manifest them, Uncle Aegon.

I had claimed he lurked about, hadn't I? Low and behold.

// @kinslayerr Apologies for the @ my dear! Noticed your like so I thought to introduce you to certain troublesome brothers of your muse.

// @aeg2

// @aegoned

// Moral of the story... Never doubt a dragon dreamer.

[aeg2]

Could it really be? My Almond! 🙂

And um... Are you really a dragon dreamer? I mean... Really?

[ask-aerion-brightflame]

// That gif is SENDING ME. Busted out laughing.

Could it really be? My Almond! 🙂

Calls himself "Kinslayer", has an eye patch, wears two dark hues at best, too tall, too skinny, too anal.

Positive.

Aerion paused at Aegon's swaying, slightly distracted by either the clearly unfit robe or maybe Aegon was just that uh...gifted.

He resumed to cracking nuts with his dagger afterwards.

And um... Are you really a dragon dreamer? I mean... Really?

Mm, that I am.

// Switched to slightly lazy.

[aeg2]

Do you really have to keep doing that? The um...

Aegon gestures vaguely to the dagger stabbing at the nuts. He finds it both intimidating and annoying somehow.

Anyways, have any interesting dreams? Anything I ought to know about? I must say, your brother is a bit more infamous for his dreams than you.

[ask-aerion-brightflame]

They have shells, I prefer daggers; make quick use.

Aerion humbled the shell with the handle of the dagger, uncasing the shell.

But you are more than welcome to use your hips, if you're feeling generous.

He pursed his lips at the question, apprehensive about it. Given what he discovered about two in particular with his time here [Tumblr].

Nothing that concerns you namely. Not to worry your pretty head, uncle~.

Speaking of... You are both infamous for your lousy and drunken habits in equal measure. As for me? Well. Madness.

[aeg2]

I would argue that your darling elder brother is a tad more infamous for his drunken habits than I. I tend to have notable moments of drunken stupidity whereas he tends to have notable moments of brief sobriety. Bit different, you see.

And you, mad? Never.

[aeg2]

I seem to have misplaced the following:

Jaehaerys and Jaehaera

My crown

Underpants

dildo #2

the calico cat

Leg of chicken

Peepop Otto (Jae and Haera's words not mine)

If you find any of this let me know and I will reward you handsomely

[kinslayerr]

You lost my niece and nephew?!

[aeg2]

Shhhhhhhhhh shh sh

Don't speak, dear brother. I'm listening for them. And you're more beautiful not speaking 😊 I haven't lost them, they've simply been misplaced and likely wandered off on their own, the dears.

[ask-aerion-brightflame]

Dream upon a dragon and I shall forge your wish into the flames and manifest them, Uncle Aegon.

I had claimed he lurked about, hadn't I? Low and behold.

// @kinslayerr Apologies for the @ my dear! Noticed your like so I thought to introduce you to certain troublesome brothers of your muse.

// @aeg2

// @aegoned

// Moral of the story... Never doubt a dragon dreamer.

[aeg2]

Could it really be? My Almond! 🙂

And um... Are you really a dragon dreamer? I mean... Really?

[ask-aerion-brightflame]

// That gif is SENDING ME. Busted out laughing.

Could it really be? My Almond! 🙂

Calls himself "Kinslayer", has an eye patch, wears two dark hues at best, too tall, too skinny, too anal.

Positive.

Aerion paused at Aegon's swaying, slightly distracted by either the clearly unfit robe or maybe Aegon was just that uh...gifted.

He resumed to cracking nuts with his dagger afterwards.

And um... Are you really a dragon dreamer? I mean... Really?

Mm, that I am.

// Switched to slightly lazy.

[aeg2]

Do you really have to keep doing that? The um...

Aegon gestures vaguely to the dagger stabbing at the nuts. He finds it both intimidating and annoying somehow.

Anyways, have any interesting dreams? Anything I ought to know about? I must say, your brother is a bit more infamous for his dreams than you.

[aeg2]

I seem to have misplaced the following:

Jaehaerys and Jaehaera

My crown

Underpants

dildo #2

the calico cat

Leg of chicken

Peepop Otto (Jae and Haera's words not mine)

If you find any of this let me know and I will reward you handsomely

[ask-aerion-brightflame]

Dream upon a dragon and I shall forge your wish into the flames and manifest them, Uncle Aegon.

I had claimed he lurked about, hadn't I? Low and behold.

// @kinslayerr Apologies for the @ my dear! Noticed your like so I thought to introduce you to certain troublesome brothers of your muse.

// @aeg2

// @aegoned

// Moral of the story... Never doubt a dragon dreamer.

[aeg2]

Could it really be? My Almond! 🙂

And um... Are you really a dragon dreamer? I mean... Really?

[aeg2]

Can I be a knight? Can you knight me? Can I have a sword and cool armor ? I promise I’m the most responsible person ever (unlike ser criston cole, I wouldn’t be ‘abed’ at the most important of times).

-H

A knight can make another knight, but I am a KING. So, I'm sure that will do. I just need to er...find my crown first. Have you seen it?

[aeg2]

Still short, i see?

Still an absolute twat, I see. Where have you been, brother?

[mell0tune]

the council will see you now

[aeg2]

accidentally locked Jaehaerys in the black cells for over an hour lol sorry kiddo

[serlyonel]

but daddy, I love him

[aeg2]

where's the prince regent almond? Asking for a friend and definitely not because im mad at him

[ask-aerion-brightflame]

Targaryen Translation: Whew, I'm down bad. Someone find my brother bitch already.

// Extremely unserious Aerion. This was too tempting.

[aeg2]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT U-- ok yea so what.

[ask-aerion-brightflame]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT U--

Oh pipe down. At this point, it's a rite of passage for any dragon, dear Aegon.

ok yea so what.

And let me guess, has he ever made googly eyes aka hid behind "admiration" for Uncle Daemon as well~? Mine surely has for fucking Uncle Baelor. See? Draconian matters.

Anyhow, even without an eye, I'm certain your beloved bitch ought to find you if only by the "delights" you leave behind.

// Aeri making fun of every Aeg and their "cakes".

// NOO not Egg.

// @aeg2

[aeg2]

YOU are WRETCHED little creature. I'd like you to now know THAT.

I still haven't found Almond. Maybe if I were to set a trap, I'd have more luck?

Regardless. You, sir, are a WRETCH.