Daredevil Jet

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

aerialbotraid started following you.

[aerialbotraid-blog]

>8P *sticks glossa at* neeh! You can’t ground me! You’re not my mom! *grumbles and lays down anyway, don’twannariskgettinggrounded*

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

*Opens Airraid’s chassis and roughly disconnects his filter, grimacing at the sludge-coated mess.  Luckily, it’s not dripping, so his coolant, at least, should be clean.  Double-checking that it is, and being none-too-gentle about it, Ratchet scans Airraid’s oil and grouses.*

Of course it’s contaminated, you slagger.  Stay where you are, I’ve gotta change it.  Slaggin idiot…

*Grabbing a few empty cans and a few cans of oil, Ratchet meanders back and hooks the empty ones up to Airraid’s lines, draining the sludgey mess out before he can replace it.*

Don’t move, you’ll injure yourself and make more work for me.

[aerialbotraid-blog]

fsdafh- Y-yes sir!

*;A; oh Primus, I'm gonna die!!! Does exactly as he says, not moving an inch, watching him drain all the gross sludge out- I think I'm gonna be sick. *

So, uh, I'm gonna be alright? Right?

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

aerialbotraid started following you.

[aerialbotraid-blog]

How am I supp- *is hit, flails his arms at him, like swatting a fly* dsalkjhf- What was that for!?! >:U

Like I know how to change my fliters- pffft, Silverbolt usually helps(does all the work) me! He ain’t around right? So, I kinda…ehh…. forgot about it! *rubs the back of his helm and shrugs* I don’t know? Shear luck?

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

For pissing me off!

Now lay down!  I’m gonna change your filter, and you’d better pray your coolant lines are clean because if I have to flush them I’m grounding you for an orn!

[aerialbotraid-blog]

>8P *sticks glossa at* neeh! You can't ground me! You're not my mom! *grumbles and lays down anyway, don'twannariskgettinggrounded*

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

aerialbotraid started following you.

[aerialbotraid-blog]

*Just lays there and waits patiently…well, patient enough for an aerialbot.*

*he sits up and listens to all of his questions, his face slowly growing a confused and worried expression*

W-what? I-I don’t know? Am I supposed to? Come on, Doc, tell me is there something wrong?! 8,u What is it? Do I have a disease? Am I sick?! sdkla;ff

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

Of course you’re supposed to, you slagger! *And, that’s it.  Ratchet hits Airraid with his data pad before continuing* You’re a fragging Aerialbot!  You should know how to maintain yourself!  How in Primus’ name have you managed to survive this long?!

[aerialbotraid-blog]

How am I supp- *is hit, flails his arms at him, like swatting a fly* dsalkjhf- What was that for!?! >:U

Like I know how to change my fliters- pffft, Silverbolt usually helps(does all the work) me! He ain't around right? So, I kinda...ehh.... forgot about it! *rubs the back of his helm and shrugs* I don't know? Shear luck?

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

aerialbotraid started following you.

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

Fine, just move your aft.  *Grumbles about sparkling not respecting their elders and such*

[aerialbotraid-blog]

*eventually shows up, peaking his helm into the med-bay before walking in slowly* Uh, Ratchet? I’m here, can we make this quick?

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

*Gestures to an empty berth and grabs his scanner* It’ll be as fast as you are healthy, youngling.

[aerialbotraid-blog]

*huffs, and shuffles over to the berth* >:I I’mnotayoungling and it better be! *lays down, adjusting his wings*

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

*Ratchet glares at Airraid for a moment, and then moves the scanner over him deliberately slowly, checking more thoroughly for anomalies than is really necessary.  He holds out each of Airraid’s arms to scan them, and goes over his wings, staying silent the full time.  Once the scan is over, Ratchet puts the data on a pad and stands in front of Airraid, going through it as he asks questions*

Are you changing your oil regularly?  When was the last time you cleaned your filters?  Do you keep your joints well-lubricated?  Have you noted any inconsistencies in your turbines?

[aerialbotraid-blog]

*Just lays there and waits patiently...well, patient enough for an aerialbot.*

*he sits up and listens to all of his questions, his face slowly growing a confused and worried expression*

W-what? I-I don't know? Am I supposed to? Come on, Doc, tell me is there something wrong?! 8,u What is it? Do I have a disease? Am I sick?! sdkla;ff

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

aerialbotraid started following you.

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

Fine, just move your aft.  *Grumbles about sparkling not respecting their elders and such*

[aerialbotraid-blog]

*eventually shows up, peaking his helm into the med-bay before walking in slowly* Uh, Ratchet? I’m here, can we make this quick?

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

*Gestures to an empty berth and grabs his scanner* It’ll be as fast as you are healthy, youngling.

[aerialbotraid-blog]

*huffs, and shuffles over to the berth* >:I I'mnotayoungling and it better be! *lays down, adjusting his wings*

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

aerialbotraid started following you.

[aerialbotraid-blog]

>:I ‘not a sparkling….aft head. Fine fine, I’ll be right there!!

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

Can we do this without the sass?

[aerialbotraid-blog]

Nope. Can’t promise yah that.

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

Fine, just move your aft.  *Grumbles about sparkling not respecting their elders and such*

[aerialbotraid-blog]

*eventually shows up, peaking his helm into the med-bay before walking in slowly* Uh, Ratchet? I'm here, can we make this quick?

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

aerialbotraid started following you.

Airraid, when you get off duty, head over to the med bay.  Everyone’s getting physicals now, so you’ll all be outta here when Prime’s team comes back.

[aerialbotraid-blog]

A physical?!

What? Why? I’m in tip-top shape! I don’t need to go in there! Nope, I’m good.

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

It’ll take 20 minutes, tops, you slaggin’ sparkling.  Now get your aft in here before I have to come out there and drag it in!

[aerialbotraid-blog]

>:I ‘not a sparkling….aft head. Fine fine, I’ll be right there!!

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

Can we do this without the sass?

[aerialbotraid-blog]

Nope. Can't promise yah that.

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

aerialbotraid started following you.

Airraid, when you get off duty, head over to the med bay.  Everyone’s getting physicals now, so you’ll all be outta here when Prime’s team comes back.

[aerialbotraid-blog]

A physical?!

What? Why? I’m in tip-top shape! I don’t need to go in there! Nope, I’m good.

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

It’ll take 20 minutes, tops, you slaggin’ sparkling.  Now get your aft in here before I have to come out there and drag it in!

[aerialbotraid-blog]

>:I 'not a sparkling....aft head. Fine fine, I'll be right there!!

[sohelpmeprimus-blog]

aerialbotraid started following you.

Airraid, when you get off duty, head over to the med bay.  Everyone’s getting physicals now, so you’ll all be outta here when Prime’s team comes back.

[aerialbotraid-blog]

A physical?!

What? Why? I'm in tip-top shape! I don't need to go in there! Nope, I'm good.

[axxiety]

[the-adventurers-journal-blog]

[aerialbotraid-blog]

I don't understand why you wouldn't have any coconuts.

I don't understand why you are so obsessed with COCONUTS!!

[aerialbotraid-blog]

Yes. Your coconuts. Do they fly?

What? What does this mean? I don't have any coconuts! lsadkfh

[aerialbotraid-blog]

Do your coconuts fly~

Coconuts? What? :u

[roadruler-blog]

aerialbotraid started following you

‘C’mere so I can rip your wings off, little bird.’

[aerialbotraid-blog]

OHOHOH!! I don’t THINK so, yah big, stupid Stunticon! I’m so fast you probably couldn’t see me fly by!

[roadruler-blog]

‘At least I’m not afraid of heights.’

[aerialbotraid-blog]

Pffft, I think you got the wrong Aerialbot, I ain't afraid of heights. That would be Silverbolt. Are we really all that alike? Puh-lease.

[autobotcity]

Battle For Earth 2010

[aerialbotraid-blog]

or "Stunticon's Getting There Afts Kicked....Again!"

[autobotcity]