the hoe that did it

come for the deceitful aesthetic blog ruse, stay for the badly worded shitposts.

[owlwisdoms100]

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

[cheesesnax-deactivated20181015]

What is it?

[owlwisdoms100]

[bodyglitter]

hey gays

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

what if i’m ace

[tittiebagels]

Then they weren’t talking to you

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[shes2sensitive]

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

[binches-deactivated20220521]

what language is this

[raineymazecave]

well that just mackles my more

[languageoclock]

[yikescourse]

none of you are valid

[parisbian]

“Oh, you learn x language? Say something in it!“ 

[dankmemeuniversity]

fdavkjdaffakjnkealnvlfidfnvajklnfdareyuevd

[pyrotechnicstars]

dude in bed: *blinds open suddenly* A

his twin, standing over him with a malevolent smile as the sun washes over them both: 

dude in bed: yeah

his twin: YEAH

[animentality]

you told me what was going to happen and yet I still wasn’t ready

[ilovewhiterussian]

[four-flats]

“can you stop playing the Tchaikovsky sonnets just because he was gay?”

“quiet, here’s the chorus”

[setheverman]

just got a grand piano and you know what that means

[egberts]

[saiasus]

[nvclearbomb]

I just dislocated a fucking lung watching this lmfao

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[aesthetcly]

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

[lesbianmikewheeler]

guys. steve has no idea who eleven is and nobody told him

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

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I don’t throw around the phrases “the worst thing I’ve ever made” or “abomination before God” very lightly, so believe me when I say this is both of those and also a mistake

I present to you Mr. Sandman, but the opening clapping is uncomfortably meaty and plays throughout the whole song