[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[lab-practicum]

[spookyceeblathers]

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

[spookyceeblathers]

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

[spookyceeblathers]

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

[spookyceeblathers]

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

[bloodraven55]

DAMN WHAT AN ENTRANCE

[orion-the-gatherer]

love her so much!!

[dogpuppy]

[fipindustries]

the problem is that a lot of people think that the evil of eugenics is "playing with forces of nature man was not meant to meddle with" and not the whole cohercion and killing and mutilation of people

[1966loveminuszeronolimit]

how to keep going for beginners

[princess-of-morkva]

put that woman into a Situation now. i'm serious. drop that sad whiteboy you've been chewing on for the last three hours and just try chewing on the Woman. it's so much better out here. the world is beautiful. you are putting yourself in a cage. take my hand and come with me. put that woman into a Situation

[ataraxetta]

DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.

[iseathegalaxy]

loving this trend of fancy queer detectives, let's keep it up 🏳️‍🌈

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[ros-sauce]

Not to be the world's youngest boomer but I hate that everything's trying to be touchscreens now

[ros-sauce]

Washing machines and stoves and all that ought to have dials. It's not right for them to not have dials. Put them back they can't breathe

[ros-sauce]

WAIT A SECOND YEAH. THIS IS PART OF THE PUSH TO MAKE TECH MORE INTIMIDATING AND LESS REPARABLE ISN'T IT. Tech CEOs when I get my hands on you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

they got fucking stoves with capacitive touch buttons now. right where the spilled pasta water goes.

[lunaiz4-misc]

It's also inaccessible. Blind people CANNOT USE TOUCHSCREENS EFFECTIVELY without a SCREEN READER. Does your stove have a screen reader? No? Then put the physical buttons back where they belong, please and thank you.

[c4tr0nac7]

[aesthetic-trash-right-here]

i do wish they let him smoke more often

[rasputinaillyanna]

[opshizt]

she's never ever wanna leave the infirmary and the rest of the strawhats has to drag her ass out atp

[macy-bee]

Tashigi is made of stronger stuff than me if MS ALL SUNDAY herself chatted me up at the bar and called me beautiful and talented LITTLE BIRD???? it would have been a fucking WRAP

[takaraphoenix]

THE MILFIFICATION OF DR. KUREHA??? HELLO??

Also this was unreasonably hot???

[glitchinmatrixx]

Look at my lawyer dawg, i am goin to be publically executed 😭😫🫩