If you don't eat ass. You're losing.

NSFW.. Poet, Sex Enthusiast, Pothead, Game Enthusiast and overall loner. Keep trying to escape this mundane dimension.

[allaboutschool]

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[bestviralposts]

watch till the end :)

credit

[fuckyahumor]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS CAN BE MY MUM

[aureumsol]

Me as a mother ……

[milfposting69]

THIS IS LITERALLY MY MOM OMG

[whyysoseriuss]

When you snap 🤣

[lonely-in-a-full-room]

The last 17 seconds reminded me of Adam Sandler 😂😂

[fuckyeah2000s]

[ommanyte]

a jpeg: contains any warm-toned colour

tumblr.com:

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[great-tweets]

[source]

[catwithbenefits]

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[airmetsierra]

are you the chair?

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[awesomacious]

This is the nicest story I’ve heard this week 😢

[splemonocracy]

guys i spent like an hour on this please 

[mysterymellie]

[shitpost-senpai]

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

[lumixercalderic-deactivated2016]

[sokarum]

Guts vs Bazuso

[jigglypuffsvevo]

“Don’t catch me or my son ever again.”

[awesomacious]

Needed more people like them.