Aetharn Koboldgoober

18+ MINORS DNI Dragoness kobold creature thingy

[sylviii]

reblog if you’re a girl with #paws and you’re not afraid to use them 

[kaeynine]

"imagine dragons"? i don't need to, there's a buncha real ones makin' posts on tumblr

[aetharn]

I think biting is good and fun and i think critters should be bitten more often. Dragon snoots are good at biting! Biting is a love language for dragons too :3

What i mean is that i am going to be biting you. Yes you, the creature reading this will be bitten.

I will be gentle :3

but you will be bitten :3

A lot.

All over.

[aetharn]

Greetings fellow dragon, how are you and your hoard?

As shiny as always :3, how is your hoard?

(Also waow i am bad at checking my socials lmao, sorry for the late as fuck reply lmao)

[hemipenal-system]

not to be a monsterfucker but i love it when i get followed by a porn bot that seems to have no concept of what people find attractive. like damn maybe men just unilaterally have bad taste in women but like this is the ai girl you’re generating to steal my social security number? she’s not even hot

[zykeroth]

dragoness looking for errant hatchlings at the park, does this subsonic trill sound to call the kids back. you're just sitting on the nearby bench or walking and something twinges painfully in your chest each time she does it.

you get up to leave but dragoness locks eyes with you when she makes the noise again and watches you twitch. confused you look around but you're the only one hearing it. some kind of whine escapes you when she trills again.

the dragoness sighs. her kids are still off somewhere and it looks like she found an extra hatchling that doesn't know what she is. she's got her work cut out for her.

[zykeroth]

you stand there, frozen as the dragoness walks up to you. you don't know what you expected, but her gently bumping your forehead with her own and pulling you to her chest with a wing isn't it.

with your cheek against her shoulder, something like skin starvation eases up in you- there's something incredibly comforting about the texture of her scales.

"you've been lonely, haven't you little drake?" she croons at you.

the implied kinship in the endearmant is too much, and tears escape your eyes as you hold on to her with dear life.

[hemipenal-system]

dragon fact: very soft pettable nose

[drakocxjo]

Born to make

Social media is a fuck

Abandon them all 2026

I am dragon

813 236 213 456 dead ai bots

[hemipenal-system]

knights will see a dragon basking on a rock and go “someone should go slay that” like ok she’s literally chilling dude what is your problem

[errantwyrm]

god i love being a dragon. being a dragon fucking rules

[drakocxjo]

I love meeting some other critter with it/its pronouns

Like wow we are both critters surely! !!

[fucktoyfelix]

[aetharn]

Dragon who is only now starting to complain about the cold

They're *so* cold and want to share bodyheat with you so badly, so you can warm them up. Doesn't matter that it's early spring, and its getting warmer. No, dragon rut and heat totally do not start in spring, dont worry, haha Totally dont worry if they bury they snout in your neck and gently bite down, huffing your scent that's suddenly *so* enticing to them

[drakocxjo]

I often imagine what being able to turn into a dragon would do for anarchism.

Would I be effective in protests? Im sure the cops and fascists would think twice about abusing a crowd if they were defended by a dragon.

I could paint slogans on my wings. Block roads by simply laying down. Banner dropping would be a breeze.

And with mutual aid. I could fill tailbags with harm reduction supplies, and easily move around the city hauling goods. Could interfere with sweeps too.

This is more evidence that being a dragon would fix all of my problems

[hemipenal-system]

dragon sounds

[drakocxjo]

I'll take a gross, bloody transformation where my skin sloughs off and my teeth fall out if it means it reveals beautiful scales, powerful wings and sharp claws. Ill suffer broken bones for a digitigrade stance. I will take the immense pain to grow a long thick tail

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops