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[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what?

[theocseason4]

Let the man speak

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

He’s right and he should say it

[onastyamiga]

Do we know anyone with, like, a real creepy basement?

[thoodleoo]

me: i think i shall read some ancient philosophy today! let’s see what the stoic epictetus has to tell me

epictetus: look at you, you fucking piece of shit. you care about things? you’re sad when you lose them? what a fucking clown you are. oh your wife died and you’re sad about it? you’re sad about losing your wife you little peepee baby? fuck you. i hate you so fucking much

me: ok then!

[maybethistimemegz]

[moranginhos]

mood: bedridden victorian child

[moranginhos]

papah …… am i going to die ?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

[thejunesky]

will grándmama be there? in the light??

[ok-dingo]

the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

[dikubutto]

Scouts “grass grows, birds fly and brother. I hurt people” was pretty sensational

[yahenni]

I think the top contender for me is

“Some people thing they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe…

I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”

[jacobtheloofah]

The sniper has a favorite of mine: “As long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.”

[analvelocity]

Overwatch wishes it had writing a fraction as good as TF2

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[bunnyfood]

PEEKABOO!

[mybigfatgaylife]

This added three years to my life.

[rhythmelia]

fjaogjaorjalkgag *clutches face, heart, and everything else that can be clutched*

[childofthefireandthestorm]

@manticoreimaginary @nyebevans @notbecauseofvictories @aerospace-agenda @iconuk01 @themaskismyface @lex1nat0r @blaruu

[sandersstudies]

Fiancé: look, I KNOW we said we should eat out less, BUT [local pizza place] is giving 50% of their proceeds to the women's shelter today, sooooooo

[sandersstudies]

Fiancé, driving to the pizza place: this pizza is for a good cause! This is noble pizza!

Fiancé, carrying the pizza into the house and very seriously setting it on the counter: this is respecting women pizza

[digitised-celluloid]

[edg3ydaddies]

[babewardkenway]

Dalish Herald of Andraste 

“Let fly your voice to Mythal. Deliverer of justice. Protector of sun and earth alike.”

-It was at this moment that Mythal walked out of the sea of the Earth’s tears and onto the land. She placed her hand on Elgar'nan’s brow, and at her touch he grew calm and knew that his anger had led him astray..

[catchymemes]

[vampiresplzinteract]

Ground control to major tom…

[princesstigerbelle]

So long space cowboy

[jennyloggins]

space.. meowboy..

[foxghost]

What if the fade being ripped open in da:i has nothing to do with templars and mages but everything to do with those weird side quests in da:o like activating the places of power and watch guard of the reaching and summoning sciences

I mean the warden did a bunch of weird shit in da:o without fully understanding what any of it does

[thewisdomofeinstein]

I know! That always pissed me off

Message: “Go here and smear blood in a pentagon why? No reason”

Warden: “good enough for me!”

[foxghost]

inquisitor: and how much did you do this for? warden: one whole sovereign inquisitor: *quietly fuming* warden: there was also that one time i dug up the scrolls of banaster for some blood mages i never met inquisitor: you did what warden: that was for a whole five sovereigns

[bhaalble]

The warden:

[vhyral]

Loghain: WE CAN’T LET FERELDEN FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THESE FILTHY ORLESIAN WARDENS!

Cousland Warden, literally of the fereldan nobility:

[heroes-of-thedas]

Bonus Dalish:

Bonus dwarven:

[da-shitpostbot]

everyone pray for my sort of uncle... ain’t nothing wrong with him, he’s just ugly af lmao

[apricottartlet-deactivated20251]

i can pinpoint the moment he received The Lip Scar with almost mathematical precision

[pikestaff-deactivated20200113]

meanwhile in Kirkwall

[noirearrowshoot]

Anders you are way too tall to be hiding behind that Templar.