Phenomenal Fatty

Because I'm fat, phenomenally. This blog is about me and my likes. It is definitely NSFW. For those interested, I am only into chasers and muscle guys, sexually. I am NOT a gainer or an encourager, and I am NOT chub 4 chub. Enjoy!

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Any videos of you having sex

Nope. I wouldn't post that in public.

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Do you do YouTube? My friend would love you. XP

Nope. My videos are too inappropriate for youtube.

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Yes, superchubs can have nice asses too. It ain’t all about the belly. :) #proportionalfatty #comeplaywithme

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Hi there c: hows it going?

I am well. Just surviving.

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Long beach/LA area? Love ur belly!!!

Nope. But i do visit LA often. Thanks for the compliment.

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Teasing with my enormous belly and mantits…lol

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Wow your beautiful do you do privet videos?

Private videos?

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Sexy Pool Realness! (Can you handle all of this wet sexy fat blackness??)

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Belly greatness. Self explanatory.

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Public Service Announcement: Twerkin' Gone Mad!

PSA: Due to Miley's VMA performance, there has been many atrocities committed in the name of twerking. As a board member for the School of Twerking, it is my duty to educate you, so that these atrocities will stop and that the true twerkers will redeem the sacred art of twerking. There are 3 simple principles that you must abide by before you start twerking. 1.) You must possess ASS in order to twerk. If you are lacking in the ASS area, please STOP twerking. Twerking is only for the select few of us with that donky. If you aren't sure that you have ass, stop by your neighborhood ratchet barber shop, or see JLo, Trina, Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Nicki Minaj, etc. to see how your ass compares. 2.) Your ass must move WITH the rhythm of the song playing or if a song is not playing, then it must shake in a rhythmic fashion. Random ass shaking is NOT twerking. If you don't have rhythm, please STOP twerking. it is NOT cute. 3.) To be a true master of twerking, you must be able to a.) slow wine, b.) pop lock, and drop it, c.) pulsate and d) make it clap. If you don't know these terms, please STOP twerking , until you go to Magic City in Atlanta or your neighborhood ratchet strip club and educate yourself on these terms. I am pleading with you to study twerking and uphold the sanctity of booty popping. Thank you. (This message has been brought to you by Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce and Williams Fried Chicken.) 

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Real Talk

To the guy I thought was my friend:

I understand that you are going through an emotional breakup. Breakups are hard. However, if I am your so called friend that you stated you care about and cherish, the least you could do is contact me back to let me know if you want to do dinner while I am in town, (which happens to be the first time that I am ever in your city.) The fact that you just plain ignored me, lets me know what I really am to you after four years: just a trick. I can and will accept this fact. It hurts, since I really valued your friendship; however I am a big boy, and can move and grow from this. I will take this as a lesson learned.

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People who know me well, know that I have traveled and lived various places across the world in the short three-plus decades of my existence. I have lived in Canada, France, Germany, Iceland, and of course the U.S. I have traveled to Brazil, Senegal, Cote D'Ivoire, Nigeria, Spain, Italy, The Netherlands, Austria, Switzerland, Czech Republic, Morocco, Tunisia, Haiti, Dominican Rep., along with other countries. You can say I am a well traveled fatty. 

So, it surprised everyone when I mentioned that I never been to California. Honestly, the opportunity never presented itself for me to go. Plus, all of my family lives in Texas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Florida, Maryland/Virginia/DC, and the New York City metro. Therefore, I never had a reason to visit Cali. Well, that has changed!  This sexy fatty has now ventured west into California...and California will never be the same!!! haha! These next few posts will be about my epic trip into the most populous state... and it is epic, because y'all know I never do things quietly!!!!

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THe newest cut from the talented ho. Sweet Booty Jenkins... Chung Lee... Y'all know the dealy!!!!

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Words that Black Folks Overuse.

Now granted I loves me some black folks...but us need to stop using certain words all the freakin' time.

THICK 

You know I can tell a black person's personal without ever seeing a pic? Easy. If that person uses the word "thick" to describe a physical aspect of a person or themselves. Everyone is not "thick". Someone use that to describe me. Guys, I am not thick. No where near thick. I passed the "thick" threshold about a good 150 pounds ago. I am just plain ole fat. Sexy as hell still, but fat. Again. J-Lo is thick. Beyonce is thick. Trina is thick. I am fat. Yes, my booty makes ya feel alright. But it is not thick. Of course my booty, like San Diego, stays classy. But again "thick"? No sir.  I hope this helps.

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For my peoples them true twerkaholixxx!!!!

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A new parody song by the one and only... Sweet Booty Jenkins based on Kendrick Lamar's Swimming Pools. (I had to... I have been singing this song for days now.)

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The beginning.

So I completely forgot that I have a tumblr. We will see how this works.