Some of my favorite Bojack Horseman quotes about depression
“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me. It’s too late. [long beat] Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?”
“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.”
“He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.”
“I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.”
“We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.”
Mr. Peanutbutter: All I ever wanted was to be your friend. And you treat me like a big joke. You think I don’t notice? Why don’t you like me?
BoJack: Mr. Peanutbutter…
Mr. Peanutbutter: No, tell me.
BoJack: Because… I’m jealous.
Mr. Peanutbutter: Oh, of what? Diane?
BoJack: No. Of everything. Everything comes so easy for you.
Mr. Peanutbutter: Oh, and it doesn’t for you? You’re a millionaire movie star with a girlfriend who loves you, acting in your dream movie. What more do you want? What else could the universe possibly owe you?
BoJack: I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.
“Tanisha, nobody completes anybody. That’s not a real thing. If you’re lucky enough to find someone you can half-way tolerate, you sink your nails in and you don’t let go, no matter what.”
“Exactly! Settle! Because, otherwise, you’re just gonna get older, and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled. And one day, you’re gonna look around, and you’re gonna realize that everybody loves you! But nobody likes you, and that is the loneliest feeling in the world.”
“I come from poison, I have poison inside me, and I destroy everything I touch. That’s my legacy. I have nothing to show for the life that I’ve lived, and I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me.”
“You’re a stupid piece of shit. But knowing that makes you better than people who don’t know they’re stupid pieces of shit. Or is it worse? Breakfast!”
“Why don’t you do the world a favor and swerve into oncoming traffic? No, you don’t deserve to die young, only the greats die young. Oh, now you think you’re young all of a sudden?”
Hollyhock: That voice, the one that tells you you’re worthless, and stupid, and ugly…
BoJack: Yeah?
Hollyhock: It goes away, right? It’s just like, a dumb teenage girl thing, but then it goes away?
BoJack: …yeah.
andulkaphoto
romaincrisis
2087
gracieabrams
titsay
origamiaround
pixelskylines
