[kkoongie]

Deep in slumber vs. Saying “treats?”

[thebootydiaries]

idk dude I just think it’s a little insensitive of you to be tweeting jokes when the note of dame just died but whatever

[teenscoolest]

[unclefather]

My daughter just walked into the room, sat down on the bed, looked at her feet and said “hey mommy, want to fart together?”

[funnyaminals]

[accras]

“Us” as a pulp novel by Tyler Edmonds [x]

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[loumargi]

Thoughts of Love, Filippo Indoni (details)

[classicartmeme]

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

[velvetmysoul]

[playtokens]

[tinybed]

bastard

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

he’s just a baby please

[tinybed]

baby bastard more like

[hoziersgirlfiend]

its he..

[tinybed]

more bastardous than ever….

[unclefather]

you: living in a society

me:

[babzgordon]

my last 2 braincells trying to decide if we want to be manic or depressed

[unclefather]

boy: you’re beautiful!

me: thank you

boy: can i get your phone number

me: no i don’t give my phone number to strangers

boy: you are ugly anyways

me: 

[samsketchbook]

what is there to be said about this. nothing. 

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

a little carbonation, and I’ll see you later

[onlytwitterpics]