A Cold in the…Oh!
Consider the concept of a casual, pants-free society in which people get colds in the dick/pussy.
CW: veeeeery NSFW, contagion, mess, casual public sexuality in a world where that’s considered normal
I CANNOT stop thinking about the worldbuilding for this, oh my god. OP hopefully you don't mind, this has been circling around my head all day...
What is the etiquette around having a cold in your cock? Making it a direct equivalent to a cold in the nose…
It’s not quite rude to wipe or blow your runny penis or pussy in public but some people are embarrassed about it and will find privacy whenever possible. And then there’s those with the equivalent of chronic rhinitis who will pull out a hanky and go to town while doing literally everything without a second thought, they’re so used to it that they’re coming into a tissue while they’re reading or talking on the phone or whatever.
Everyone has a large handkerchief that they carry around to sit on. When people have a cold they complain about going through so many of them a day (more if there’s a pussy, since it’s more awkward to catch the ejaculate).
The difference between the outward signs of an orgasm for cocks and pussies… Everyone knows if your penis has a cold, but if it’s your pussy no one can tell until you say something, put on underpants, or start moaning.
I know the original context is ‘casual, pants-free society’ but I’m having fun with the idea of sex still being taboo (although less than reality). Coming because you have a cold or allergies or just some irritation is fine and normal, no problem go ahead and moan, ejaculate, and wipe your cock off wherever. BUT don’t go fondling your cock for no reason! So inducing an orgasm at the office when you clearly have a cold would get you a side-eye, but if you clearly don’t have a cold it’s weird and gross. And someone else inducing an orgasm for you, even to relieve congestion? You keep that in the bedroom, perv.
Relatedly there would absolutely be creepers who fondle themselves with a tissue in a public place, sometimes all the way to orgasm, and claim that it’s a cold or allergies. But everyone can tell.
ALSO relatedly there are super-conservative religious sects that see no difference between having a cold and having sex, so they make everyone wear underpants with some kind of pad or liner literally always. They will go to all sorts of lengths to not sneeze day-to-day, and if they actually catch a cold they have to depart in shame to a designated place to wait it out. NO inducing allowed, and you have to be inspected by a priest to make sure your cock or pussy isn’t still running before you can rejoin society. When a couple gets married people make sly innuendo about their first cold, and if a wife catches a cold but her husband doesn't have one? THE DISHONOR! If he's a decent guy he'll fake sick to keep the gossips off her. They venture out into the world full of people sneezing and casually blowing their pussies and react like Michelle Duggar at a nude beach.
Oooh back to fun not-cult land a couple catching a cold together is generally regarded as cute or evidence of a good time. Obviously people catch colds without any sexual contact all the time, but if someone has a hot date and comes in sniffling a few days later there is a lot of good-natured ribbing.
A meditation on the variety of sneezes translating to the variety of orgasms:
Sometimes it builds up forever and you’re stuck with a semi until you finally come.
Some people are overwhelmed and completely useless until they can finally come.
Or it’s just such an itchy cold that you walk around mostly erect for days. Those orgasms, when they finally come, are intense.
You can lose it like you can lose a sneeze. Someone has been chubbing up and then losing it all day and their dick is so sensitive and sore...
Someone not having anything to come into but they're too polite to just come everywhere, so they cup their hand around their cock to catch it…
Dad orgasms (everything stops when it’s building, they pull out a handkerchief and wait, then finally come with a shout).
And a few scenarios:
Someone speaking in a meeting and it’s obvious they have a cold, they came in wearing underpants and they apologized at the beginning, and they keep coming and they just keep talking through it. They’re giving an update on something extremely boring and their voice grows strained, when they can’t talk any more they excuse themselves, then they give an ecstatic shiver and a sigh, shift in their chair and carry right along. This happens every five minutes in a twenty minute talk. It’s taken completely normal. Her boss kindly says thank you for taking care of this when you aren’t feeling well, go on and take the rest of the day. She says thank you and heads out, stuffing a tissue into her soaked panties to catch another orgasm.
Someone walking along a hallway holding a bunch of groceries or something and they realize they are going to come, so they cross a leg up as much as they can while standing still so it doesn’t go on the floor. They can clean themselves up once they find a place to put all this down...
Someone walking around the office with a half-erect, runny penis, delicately dabbing at it with a handkerchief every few minutes. The cold isn’t bad enough that they are constantly coming, but it will just dribble everywhere if not mopped up. Or maybe it's allergies, and this is just their life from May until July.
