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Nathaniel, he/him.

Personal/diary blog. Follow if you like reading people's rants & being occasionally spammed with posts.

a fat ass spider just came out from under my bed what the fuck what the fuck

#by fat ass i mean like outside spider fat #why does this always happen at night omg #now i understand why my dog was under there

freeing ciel from my blog for a sec because I wanted to have my sweetie tartah somewhere

I think anyone who's read fanfiction on tumblr know that the "puppy" comparisons are way overdone (it's usually "lost puppy" even though you can just say that "x follows y around often" but whateva) but it's getting ridiculous at this point because what the hell is a "flustered puppy"

#every time I read that someone does something “like a [adj] puppy” I can think of like 3 different ways they could've said it differently #no hate to fanfic writers ofc but it kinda feels like I'm reading their roleplay from c.ai ykwim #like “[adj] puppy” is the c.ai version of chatgpt's “it's not [this]- it's [that]"#to me at least idk

whyyyyy do youtubers use SO MANY sound effects,,,, I'm not five you don't have to add a sound EVERY TIME something shows up on screen. the images they're showing aren't even that important to what they're saying, we would've understood regardless??

#“as an avid reader” *shows an image of a book (we know what reading is) with a loud ass bell ding (it's okay we can see the image)*#in the video I'm watching I counted EIGHTEEN in just the intro (a little over a minute)???#slightly off topic but I can tell the youtuber I've been watching for years is trying to cater to the modern child audience #they use so many sound effects... and video effects... and the music changes every sentence........#I enjoy their content but it's so overstimulating

why do people always draw one guy from a gay ship as a kawaii soft boy hello kitty lover and the other as a big tough scary guy that's probably compared to a doberman or something

#very common complaint ik but I'm sick of seeing any guy that's not an asshole being put in cute oversized hoodies #even if the character IS more mean the artist usually softens them into a tsundere or something 😭#I feel like this is because of my melody and kuromi for some reason??#the people yearn for a nice x mean ship even if it means changing their entire personalities

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why the fuck is my uncle still at my house IT'S 9PM GO HOME DUDE

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every time he says "alright" in That tone I get excited but then I realise that he's just using it as a comma

#at this rate he's gonna leave at like 10 #leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why the fuck is my uncle still at my house IT'S 9PM GO HOME DUDE

#tbf he got here at like 7:30 #but still who visits someone at that hour????#is this normal for old people???????#I wanna eat dinner and get into my pjs and play video games but noo this guy that I'm not even talking to is in the living room so I shan't

why do influencers always say "OH,,,,,,, my god 😦" like girl take a breath and then speak we know you've seen whatever you're showing us already

#add that to the list of random complaints #whenever I (rarely) watch an influencer video and I hear that ear-shattering “OH......” I immediately leave #“guys I'm witewally shaking!!!” and it's a cup or something. take a deep breath maybe

#beautiful. no notes

shoutout to my spacehey for reminding me of all the anime I've watched (I couldn't remember more than 3 when did my memory get so bad)

bots have the funniest names what the fuck is a naughtybitch-23 😭

#when I got the notif at first I thought it was an edgy middle schooler

saw a double rainbow!! today will be #fagtastic

I've been reading about bats lately (as one does) and vampire bats make me wonder,,,, do vampires also do this? do they not need to since they don't fly?

though 20-30% of an average human's weight in blood seems like a lot for a single meal,,, so they probably don't have this issue to begin with,,,,,

#average nathaniel activities

I painted my nails like three hours ago how have I already bitten off four of them 😭

#I feel like the base coat is repelling the polish more than it's sticking to it #does that even make sense gramatically

why did I just see someone complaining that an x reader tag hasn't been updated in SEVENTEEN HOURS.... girl I've seen tags that haven't been updated in months why are you complaining

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