mars in aries: “u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can’t things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!” *someone tells them to chill* “who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME”
mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* “lol im fine” *more bad stuff happens* “@ life are u trying to provoke me…try harder it aint working” *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* “OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it’ll be ok :)”
mars in gemini: “oh, i see! you think i’m wrong. i’m truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can’t comprehend anything i’m saying. i’m sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:”
mars in cancer: “fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it’s ok im just gonna ignore that” *later* “that fUkcin bitch…i’ll show them later, trust me. i’ll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it”
mars in leo: “??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i’m worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted”
mars in virgo: “i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don’t even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP”
mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* “bitch…what? i’m fine…what are you talking about…..my life is 100% under control!!!” *procrastinates everything* “wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL”
mars in scorpio: *on the outside* “okay you know what fuck you im so over this it’s over” *on the inside* “i know all ur weaknesses, honey…and trust me, you will regret it. you think i’m over this but i’m definitely not lmao watch ur back”
mars in sagittarius: “wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don’t talk to me ever again” *after like 8 minutes max* “omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you’d like it i mean i bet you’ve already heard it but it’s absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha” *someone asks if they’ve gotten over their anger* “what anger? …oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?”
mars in capricorn: “yeah i’m pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that’s just life. i’m over it. i’m just gonna…try and distract myself…..and pretend nothing happened…because that’ll help me stop thinking about my shitty life…probably”
mars in aquarius: *on the outside* “i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)” *on the inside* “…excuse me hoe…..ur wrong, i’m right. u can’t tell me what to do. i’m well-aware of what i’m doing, if u think i’m gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye”
mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they’re mad* “honestly i’m not totally sure why i’m mad. i didn’t even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad…people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries”
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