The Virgin who still can't drive

Mars (yes I’m aware that’s Jupiter in my header) 21 // she/her // nsfw 18+ only asks and dms are always welcome

[agaveheaux]

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mars. 21. she/her. switch. afro latina. single. hoe enthusiast. all og content is tagged #me. or #thottery barn

if you are a minor, homophobe/transphobe, racist, colorist, terf/swerf, and/or any other sort of bigot or creep you don’t belong over here and I will block your ass. 

I stand in blackness for all shades and ppl especially my femme, LBGTQIA+, non-binary, and differently abled siblings and will fight behind them so don’t try it.

Ask box and message are open but come correct

In case they kick the hoes to the curb the only places you can access me is here, and my back up blog.

If you enjoy my content and want to see more: I have a patreon where post things that lean more explicit. Patreon is where we kiki and have a good time so the more of yall the merrier!

I also have a Twitter!

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

the witch’s hat stays on during sex

[scorpioschemes]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLtycubAe5g/

[aiplesauce]

[runoretli]

🧡

IG: cat.hikaru

[agaveheaux]

* sigh* I’m going to regret this

People who are into knife play - Can you send me your favorite clips? I have a buyer who’s interested but I’m too scared to look bc if i see blood i’m fucking out 

[baby-switch]

“You’re just being bratty because you know I’ll fuck you back into submission.”

[cappuccino1]

Anyone else in the mood to fuck for like a hour and then go out and have breakfast? 😂

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[afronerdism]

Why you should never buy sex toys on Amazon.

I see people on here all the time talking about buying sex toys on Amazon so it’s time to run through this again. I know it may seem like you’re saving money but when something seems too good to be true it usually is.

The main reason you shouldn’t buy sex toys on Amazon is that, unlike buying from reputable retailers, you have absolutely no garuntee that the product you’re buying hasn’t been used, returned, and resold. The sex you industy in America is almost completely unregulated so really can’t trust amazon to hold better business practices than legally required. People have found bodily fluid and pubic hair on toys purchased from Amazon.

America Has an Extremely Disturbing Sex Toy Problem

'Some had bodily fluids on them, and some even had pubic hairs."

The second biggest reason is that you’re more than likely buying an expensive knock off labeled as a brand name item. The way the amazon marketplace works is by sorting items with the same bar code name into the same catagory. So let’s say you want a wi vibe so you pay for one but what happens is that amazon doesn’t log a difference between a brand name Wi-vibe and a knock off from China. They’re both just labeled “wi-vibe” so you pay for a quality item and get a cheap knock off. So you may think you’re getting a high quality item for $50 but instead you’re getting a $10 look alike that will die and malfunction quickly. Imagine paying for a Lelo (the most luxury sex toy brand) and getting something nothing like that.

Why Buying Sex Toys from Amazon is a Risky Gamble — Dangerous Lilly

Buying sex toys from Amazon is risky. I get a lot of complaints about counterfeit sex toys, misrepresentation in brand/materials and even us

And lastly, it’s not safe for you! Because the chances of you getting a knock off are so high, it’s very likely that you’ll get something made out of harmful materials. A lot of the sex toys made cheaply in China and places like that have no body safe regulations on materials so not only could you pay for a brand name item and not get it , but you might actually get something that could make you sick or even poison you. Some toys will even leak oils and chemicals when exposed to water or fluids.

Why You Should Be Very Careful About Buying Sex Toys on Amazon

Amazon's Sexual Wellness section is chock-full of sex toys, but it's a mixed bag, with ple

In summation, buying from Amazon is NOT safe for you, will most likely rip you off, and you could even be getting used products.

Below I’m listing Dangerous Lily’s list of best places to buy. I recommend reading her reviews before purchasing anything expensive.

Where to buy:

SheVibe

Early to bed

Smitten Kitten

Good Vibes

Come as you are

Be vibrant

HotOctopuss

And directly from the brand retailor like we-vibe, Lelo, body wand, etc.

[afronerdism]

Apparently the sale of sex toys on amazon have spiked since everyone is stuck at home so I’m bringing this back as a PSA.

[glitterandsalt]

PS: a LOT of third party sellers on Amazon have jumped onto the sex toy bandwagon and are offering “free” toys for reviewing - but the thing is they ask you for your Paypal so you can make an order, give them the order number, and then refund the amount thru Paypal.

This is sales padding and it’s reportable to the FTC, they’re having you pose as an actual customer but refunding you behind the scenes so its “free”. It’s a scam to boost their numbers.

If a company or online store wants you to review products for free, it will actually be 100% free and there will be no talk of placing orders and being refunded for them.

[0racle-0nline]

Fuck Amazon in the first place

[jehovahhthickness]

We give men way too much power.

[drinkyoudowntonight-deactivated]

I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker

[sexualsuggest]

Thinking about the way I’m going to turn into putty in your hands. Unable to do anything but follow your every inclination, quivering underneath you as you unravel me bit by bit. Until I’m sweet, needy, and a little dizzy with desire - begging for you to take all of me.

[sexualsuggest]

i just want a cute boy to smile down at me while he plays with my clit

You and me both 😳 This.... is such.... a good thought.

- Mod T

[intimxcies]

wow oh my fuckign god i love reactions so so much? i have so much fun with physically/vocally responsive people like if you flinch/gasp from a little stimulation i’m ready to spend hours playing your body and seeing what sort of music or dance you can make of my touches thanks

[bratschool]

[houndsoflilith-deactivated20210]

Imagine your dom getting greedy with how many orgasms they're giving you and saying "oh come on baby, one more for daddy" and that one orgasm turns into you cumming like five more times