Reasons I'm Agender

This is a satire blog! I am trying to get more comfortable with my identity as an agender person and my parents blame my friends/the internet/video games for me being queer so here I will chronicle the ""real"" reasons I am Like This Anyone can follow, but this isn't an actual help/question blog and I probably can't answer any serious questions you have, sorry All posts are queued and it will probably take a long time for you to see anything you submit!

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I gave up my gender in order to be an agender shadow monster

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I turned my gender off to save energy

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I played hide-and-seek with it when I was little and I never found it.

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I used a product meant for a different gender from my original one and it killed my gender, leaving me stronger but with nothing.

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I was about to fall victim to the dead lgbt person trope, but at the last second my gender leapt out and took the bullet for me. I held a funeral for it. There were bagpipes and everything.

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I went to McGender's™ and their gender machine was broke

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i lost my gender in a kmart

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i was listening to my gender in class but then my teacher took it

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I put my gender on top of my car when I was loading up and then forgot about it and just drove off.

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I sold my gender to the Romans for two pieces of silver

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it slipped down the back of the lounge and then i didn't notice it when we moved the lounge and it got vacuumed up.

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I got lost in the desert and was forced to eat my gender to survive

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I had a nice sketch of my gender so I went over it with pen. Evidently I didn't wait long enough before trying to erase the stretch, because the ink smeared everywhere. I had to throw it away. Oh well

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I realized I was agender when I got stuck in a musical episode and was forced to sing about my feelings

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It was in my iTunes library, and it got lost when my computer crashed during a thunderstorm

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i yelled at my gender once and it ran away