D E A D E Y E.

#don't try this at home kids; crack #look at these people; dash commentary

@fromtheshadcws

“Don’t listen to Joe, her fashion sense is right next to my bosses sense of humor. Barely nothing and burning in hell.”

“Roses are red

And violets are blue

Jack Morrison stinks

No but really he does stink...”

agent-deadeye‌:

“Uhuh, still looks like you eat fastfood. But wait if you are bitch boss does that make me your bitch?”

“So what? Just because I loathe what I got you, doesn’t mean I hate all fastfood. Also, yes. Obviously, it does.”

#don't try this at home kids; crack #seniof bitch equals send your bitch

“Damn it! I always wanted to be senior bitch.”

"Who are you referring to when you say 'bitch'?" (i had to send this in lmfao)

“That’s up to your imagination, Oh. I forgot most people in talon don’ have those...”

agent-deadeye‌:

“Look really I just wanted the milkshake and have a large fast food meal docked on your pay so the higher ups get concerned thinking you’re eating shitty fucking food. Good luck dealing with that bitch boss.”

“As long as I also eat the fucking marks they point us at, I don’t think they give a good god damn about what else I eat.”

“Uhuh, still looks like you eat fastfood. But wait if you are bitch boss does that make me your bitch?”

agent-deadeye‌:

“On your motherfuckin’ console bitch I mean boss.”

“I’ll accept bitch boss.

..

Hm. Acceptable. Fine, here’s your milkshake. And the rest of that disaster of a fucking meal. Good job.”

“Look really I just wanted the milkshake and have a large fast food meal docked on your pay so the higher ups get concerned thinking you’re eating shitty fucking food. Good luck dealing with that bitch boss.”

agent-deadeye‌:

“Mhm, where’s my motherfuckin’ strawberry milkshake.”

“Where’s my motherfuckin proof.”

“On your motherfuckin’ console bitch I mean boss.”

agent-deadeye‌:

“Oh yes, I’m totally fuckin’ surprised boss. Holy shit, who would have fuckin’ known?! Lordy…”

Reaper will give you -

the slowest motherfuckin’ facepalm ever.

“Okay, when I say people don’t recognize sarcasm sometimes, I don’t mean you need to try it out on me.”

“Mhm, where’s my motherfuckin’ strawberry milkshake.”

“I guess bein’ like violent is sort of a requirement to be a part of talon…”

“Please don’t tell me this surprises you.”

“Oh yes, I’m totally fuckin’ surprised boss. Holy shit, who would have fuckin’ known?! Lordy...”