Mack

Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., engineer, guy with some flannels. I'm Alphonso Mackenzie, but everyone knows me as Mack. AIM: agent.mack

[agent-mack-333]

Working on some bad boys tonight. Took a small break to do a burrito run for Turbo. That guy, man. He’s going to be the best dad. The most high-strung, but best.

[agent-mack-333]

Burrito Bros

Me: Remind Jemma to chew. If you had a monkey, you could train it to make burritos. Just sayin’. Fitz: This. This is why we're best of friends.

[agent-mack-333]

Damn.

There is some funky stuff going down tonight.

[leopold-fitz-333-blog]

I should have played this shite when he started using his journal again.

[agent-mack-333]

Definitely my jam.

[agent-mack-333]

the-hawk-eye replied:

There’s only one thing my buddy Turbo loves more...

Sounds like he had it in her, too. Ba dum dum tish. Aw, bad joke, no.

Class act, Barton. As always, ha!!

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leopold-fitz-333 replied:

There’s only one thing my buddy Turbo loves more...

Oh, you must see me with Mjolnir too. Oh well on the sandwiches, mate, more for me.

Is it love for that funky hammer, too? Ha, I’d believe it. That’s a technical oddity.

[agent-mack-333]

There’s only one thing my buddy Turbo loves more than his lady, and that’s his lady’s sandwiches. He offered me a bite, but I had to pass it up on account that it’s .. Buffalo mozzarella and pesto aioli. That ... sounds like an enema waiting to happen, my friend. Still, after all he’s been through, it’s great to spend time with him.

You know, when I first met Fitz, things were a lot different. He was just starting to heal, and things just didn’t seem to want to fire right for him. You ever see someone and you can see that spark behind their eyes? That was like it for me with him. The lights were on, but the front door just wouldn’t open. Patience, understanding, determination. Fitz worked hard to get where he is today. Forming sentences without hesitation, I wouldn’t have thought he was the same guy that I saw before.

Congratulations, Fitz and Simmons on the new life you’re creating. You’ve made some of the best things in the business, now it’s time to make one of the best kids in the world. We’re all rooting for you. (Atta boy, Turbo. I knew you had it in you!)

[agent-mack-333]

Report to Coulson

Completed Inventory List of Arms and Arsenals

1. Pistols Beretta 92FS CAA Tactical RONI-SI1 Glock 17 FN Five-seveN FN FNX-9 Heckler & Koch HK45C IMI Jericho 941F SIG-Sauer P226 Smith & Wesson Bodyguard 380 Smith & Wesson M&P Smith & Wesson M&P Compact Walther PPK/S Personal Issue to Peggy Carter (Colt M1911A1)

2. Revolvers Ruger GP100

3. Submachine Guns M1A1 Thompson M3/M3A1 "Grease Gun" MP40 FN P90 Heckler & Koch MP5A3

4. Shotguns Remington 870 Winchester 1897

5. Rifles & Carbines Colt M16A1 with A2 handguards Colt M4A1 Colt Law Enforcement Carbine Daniel Defense DDM4 MK18 IWI Tavor TAR-21 FN SCAR-H M1 Garand

6. Sniper Rifles Remington Mk. 13 Mod 5 Nemesis Arms Vanquish

7. Machine Guns Browning M2HB

8. Grenade Launchers Milkor MGL Mk 1L RM Equipment M203PI Sage Control Ordnance Deuce Revolution

9.  I.C.E.R. Weapons I.C.E.R. Pistol "Night-Night Gun" "Night-Night Pistol" "Night-Night Grenade"

10. Other M18 smoke grenade SUV Anti-Sentry machine guns Last Stand Battle Rifle Trap Automated Battering Ram Orion Flare Gun Unregistered Items (7) of Alien Origin

That being said, sir, the unregistered items do need diagnostics. I’m happy to work with Fitz on this if he’s up to the task. One item appears to be Asgardian in nature, the same inherent metals that they use in their crafting. Perhaps Thor could take a look at it, or it could be the weapon that Loki is after. I highly advise against giving Loki any weaponry. He may be able to help an equation, but so could Ted Bundy. And I’d trust Ted Bundy a lot more than Loki. Just my input on the matter, sir. 

-A. Mackenzie

[agent-mack-333]

I guess I better start using this.

I’ve got a full week of inventory, but it’s with Turbo so I can’t be too upset. Hey, Bobbi? Let’s get lunch in the city tomorrow. I’ve got to tell you something about a new protocol that is being worked on.