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A pesky Phoenix who rose from the ashes.

[agent-phoenix-askblog]

Hello!! My name is Agent Phoenix!

I’m an Agent from the Agency, it’s nice to meet everyone!

I’m bored… and stuck in the hospital…. so I thought I’d answer some questions!

[agent-phoenix-askblog]

"Ay, nice to meet another Phoenix. People call me Wyvern. Hope you enjoy chocolate chip."

[This note was placed on the top of a box of chocolate chip cookies from Costco.]

(Nice to see another ask blog @phoenix-and-found-family )

Thank you so much!! Hospital food sucks. These look great.

[agent-phoenix-askblog]

Agent! There you are! My goodness, I've been reviewing your files, and I just discovered that you never filled out the section about your education! We'll have to fix that immediately!

What was your original primary language? (That being the language you spoke at home as a child?)

What is your current preferred language?

In how many languages would you say you are comfortable, say, ordering a Zonut?

In which primary school subject would you say you excelled the most? (reading, writing, arithmetic, science, etc.)

In which subject do you feel the least confident?

What field of study interested you most keenly in your secondary schooling?

Did you attend university? If so, where? And did you graduate with a degree?

Ah, right, now for the exam question. Eh-hem... "If John Juniper leaves Denver on an autonomous jet plane flying due west at 4:30 pm moving at 470 mph, at what lead angle would an operative in a geosynchronous orbiting space laser need to fire to strike the aircraft?"

Hmm... Sounds like they took that last one from the exam for Zoraxis employees... 🤔 I don't suppose you've a calculator handy, do you Phoenix?

I didn’t-? I’ll do that!

1. German! However, considering my parents were agents, we also spoke a lot of English.

2. Currently? English. But that’s just because it’s easiest.

3. How many languages would I be…. Zonut-?? Get out of here, Zoraxis!

[agent-phoenix-askblog]

Hmm... an Agent Phoenix? Like a real super-spy? Is that why you're in the hospital?

[SPOILERS!]

Yes! I got the name Phoenix because I’ve survived some insane things most people don’t..

I’m a spy for the Agency ;)

And I’m in the hospital because my most recent mission messed with the TK implant in my head!

[agent-phoenix-askblog]

[Agent Phoenix gets a care package with a lighter, their favorite snack, and a note.]

"Hope you have fun! From one Phoenix to another :3"

( @phoenix-and-found-family )

Aww, thank you so much!! That’s so sweet!! Don’t know if they’ll let me use this lighter in here, though..

[agent-phoenix-askblog]

Zoraxis employee!

We need you to find some information on that pesky Agent Phoenix! They've been too much of a thorn in the side of our wonderful CEO. You better come up with something quick or you'll be banned from the Zor Fan Club! Maybe if you do well enough you could get a free Zonut voucher as incentive. (Feel free to work through this whenever! Answer as many or as little as you would like.)

Are they a coffee or a tea person? or neither?

Dog or cat person? or other?

What was their favorite mission? (From the games)

What was their least favorite mission? (And why?)

What's their favorite drink? (Alcohol or otherwise)

Do they have any major scars or injuries? (And how did they get them?)

Are they a good actor?

What is their dream vacation?

What are their thoughts on Zoraxis?

How loyal are they to the Agency?

I trust you'll get results soon!

BURN AFTER READING-MISSION RECEIVED- who the hell is Agent Phoenix? (Thanks for playing along!)

I… really feel like this was sent to the wrong person.

..Should I be reporting this to the Agency..?? Or, uh… umm…

[agent-phoenix-askblog]

(From @eod-agent-13-12)

Hello, Agent Phoenix. This is Agent Ichor. Have the logistics of your missions (hotels, accomodations, and the like) have been satisfactory? Asking to gather some intel.

Hiya!

I’d say they’ve been as satisfactory as they can be. Pretty good accommodations! I’m not in one place long enough for hotels, though… and all the hospitals have been subpar.

[agent-phoenix-askblog]

(From @averagely-lucky-eod-agent )

“Hey there, I don’t think we’ve met yet. I’m Agent 13. I was just wondering, are you like superstitious at all? Do you believe in fate and like things affecting luck and what not?”

Nice to meet you, Agent 13! I’m Agent Phoenix—unfortunately for me, though, I’m sure you knew that…

Oooo, am I superstitious…? Good question!

I am a firm believer in fate and luck. I mean, I kind of have to be, with all I’ve survived, right?