[alleyspata-deactivated20200419]

OH CHILD  —   YOU CONVINCED YOURSELF YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT FRAGILE.   but you crumble at the slightest touch;  afraid to let anyone too close.   eyes are the windows to the soul / you see / and you are afraid they will see it all.   the guilt  :   the suffering  :  the pain.  you’re afraid they’ll peel you raw  &  tell you  nevermind  ;  this is too much for me.  and you’ll be alone.   so alone.   poor boy don’t you see ?  you’re coming loose at every end.

[henrycavilledits]

Henry Cavill in The Man From U.N.C.L.E (2015)

[belasupremacy]

I was just browsing the trivia page on imdb and I found this gem and I just ??? What the fuck, Henry??

[agentcowboy-blog1]

--  sovietperil.

          the russian casts his partner a disapproving look ;  for his part, he’s coasting on the comfortable buzz of a few of his own beverages, though clearly far less than the american had chosen to consume.  illya crosses his arms over his broad chest as he gazes down at solo with a deepening frown.   ❛   that is very undignified, cowboy.   ❜   after a moment, however, he sighs and offers a hand, adding, gruffly,   ❛   but you should not sleep there.  come, let me get you to bed.   ❜

     undignified?  without  a  doubt.  but,  necessary.  napoleon  doesn’t  move,  even  when  illya  offers  a  helping  hand.   ❛     i’m  quite  content  here,     ❜    as  a  matter  of  fact.  he  reaches  his  hand  up  and  taps  illya’s  fingers  with  his  own,  in  an  attempted  handshake,  then,  letting  his  arm  drop  back  down  by  his  side.     ❛     you  should  try  it.  besides,  i’m  much  too  heavy  to  carry,     ❜   all  the  way  back  to  their  hotel?  ------  even  illya  couldn’t  be  that  strong.   

[agentcowboy-blog1]

--  earnedstripes‌.

it sounds like a threat.  the man’s reflection is looming in the mirror.  the finely tailored suit does little to hide his muscles.  if this man is looking for a fight,  steve thinks,  he might pose a challenge.  steve meets his eyes in the mirror.   ❝ — it doesn’t matter who your father is when you’re moving weapons for terrorists, ❞   he says plainly before turning off the sink and shaking his hands dry.

     ❛     no,  but  it  does  matter  when  you're  the  key  in  an  ongoing  investigation  ------     ❜    napoleon  had  only  been  briefed  about  it  a  week  ago,  and  already  things  were  going  to  shit.  steve  couldn’t  have  known,  but  sanders  would  wring  his  neck   ------   napoleon  adjusts  his  stance  when  he  notices  steve  sizing  him  up.  the  last  thing  he  wants  is  to  try  and  fight  a  super  soldier  in  a  public  bathroom.   ❛     ------   and  your  father  is  the  manufacturer,     ❜   wealthy  investor  front,  illegal  weapons  manufacturer  behind  closed  doors.  it’s  not  as  newfound  or  shocking  as  some  of  his  other  cases.  it  should  be  an  easy  take-down,  that’s  what  makes  all  this  fuss  so  frustrating.   ❛     now  they  know  they're  being  targeted.  ❜      

[agentcowboy-blog1]

𝚃𝙷𝙴  𝙲𝙸𝙰'𝚂  𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃  𝙴𝙵𝙵𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴  𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚃   ——   NAPOLEON  SOLO,  THE  MAN  FROM  U.N.C.L.E.  WRITING  BLOG.   film  based  with  show  influences  &  developed  headcanons.  written  by  courtney.

[agentcowboy-blog1]

--  agxntlancelct‌.

roxy carefully watched the man sitting next to her, eyebrows raised as she twirled her straw in her fingers. what the hell was a cia agent doing working the same case as her? she forced a smile, flipping her hair before leaning over to him. maybe she could gain some intel from their interaction… « your glass is looking a little empty. want another? »

@agentcowboy

     her  attention  doesn’t  go  unnoticed.  napoleon  smiles  at  her  offer,  sliding  his  near - empty  tumbler  towards  the  bartender.   ❛     thank  you,     ❜     the  venue  is  high - end  enough  to  require  a  suit  and  tie,  and  usually,  he  wouldn’t  be  caught  dead  wearing  white  socks  with  black  monks  and  a  wingtip,  but  he  was  going  for  hopeless  in  a  world  he  would  otherwise  thrive  in.  all  the  while  dying  on  the  inside. 

    ❛     next  one’s  on  me,     ❜   he  leans  in,  extending  a  hand.   ❛     royce  bishop.    ❜

[batwan-deactivated20220318]

FILMS WATCHED IN 2018 → The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) dir. Guy Ritchie. For a special agent, you’re not having a very special day, are you?

[agentcowboy-blog1]

napoleon will always introduce himself as “solo” or w/e fake name he’s using at the time and therefore people will only ever refer to him as that because using first names are for wimps

[agentcowboy-blog1]

--  tellrr.

𝐆𝐚𝐯𝐲𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 .   an agent in training ,  though she’d never refer to herself as any less - experienced than her peers .   she’s been waiting for a moment to  work  ever since being recruited by the British .   and now ,  paired up with spies that have a decade on her ,  years more experience with their line of work ,  she feels like a true beginner ,  learning fast .  

nods at Napoleon’s answer ,  absent - mindedly tracing his fingers with her own .   muses ,  aloud ,  awaiting answers   —   or perhaps seeking them through revelation .     ❛    so   …   we should think ahead .        beat him at his own game .       can we work out where he might go  next     ?    ❜

     this  moran  character  was  all  things  mysterious.  his  true  intentions  were  unknown,  but  anything  he  was  getting  up  to  was  bad,  they  knew  that  much.  he  was  a  difficult  man  to  track  and  even  more  so  to  get  a  read  on.  many  of  their  sources  would  only  speak  through  round  the  clock  torture  or  a  high  payoff. 

     ❛     that’s  the  thing,  his  next  expected  locations  are  too  widespread  to  narrow  down.  we’ve  got  one  source  telling  us  dublin,  another  new  york  and  the  last  in  hangzhou,  china.  whether  they  all  have  something  in  common  is... well,  that’s  what  we’re  here  to  figure  out.     ❜

[agentcowboy-blog1]

--  hadesapollyon‌.

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓. He’s stuck with a CIA agent instead of a mutant like him. Hades gives the built man an unimpressed look, arms crossed over his chest ❝ 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚕𝚎𝚝’𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚘 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎. ❞

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 / @agentcowboy

     the  man  practically  oozes  enthusiasm.  if  napoleon  didn’t  know  any  better,  he’d  think  he  disliked  him.  a  smirk  pulls  at  the  corners  of  his  mouth,  ❛    with  your  reputation,  i  expect  we’ll  have  this  done  quickly.  it’ll  be  difficult,  but...  try  not  to  kill  anyone,     ❜    he  didn’t  hold  up  much  hope  for  that.  anti  -  mutant  rallies  always  brought  out  the  worst  in  people.  

[agentcowboy-blog1]

--  pyrognous‌.

“  HOW FLATTERING OF YOU, MISTER SOLO.  ”  HER VOICE, FOR ONCE, honey - dripped.      it  was  almost  a  purr,  at  the  very  least.     dark  brow  cocks  up  at  his  words,  still.     nevertheless,  the  meaning  of  his  words  or  their  true  intention,  endorsements  alone  would  not  get  him  far  with  her.

“  and  i  would  have  never  thought  to  see  you  on  your  knees.     don’t  say  you  need  my  help ——————-  ?  ”

     not  quite  the  tone  he  expects  from  her,  but,  he  can  work  with  it.  an  eyebrow  quirks,  and  he  sucks  in  a  sharp  breath.  it  pinches  harshly,  somewhere  against  his  ribcage,  and  he  hisses.  ❛    for  a  select  few.   ------   i  would  appreciate  it,  immensely.     ❜  

he’s  in  no  position  to  request  much  else  of  her,  but  slowly,  so  slowly,  does he  rise  to  his  feet,  mustering  the  best  smile  he  can  manage.  ❛     if  you  wouldn’t  mind.     ❜  

[agentcowboy-blog1]

--  unnwin‌.

he’s been ordered to run ,  as the pair are surrounded by assailants .    and Eggsy ,  the less experienced ,  complies   ————-   parkour skills coming into best effect , allowing him to slip past the thugs ,  climb up fire escapes and make his way easily to the roof .    but he freezes ,  up there .   can’t possibly leave Solo behind .    

❛    fuck ,    ❜      Eggsy huffs in frustration ,  sprinting back to the altercation .

@agentcowboy    /    s.

     ❛     i  do  so  admire  your  courage  &  fealty  to  me,     ❜    he  emerges  from  a  side  street,  appearing  as  clean  cut  as  he  had  the  moment  they’d  been  surrounded  by  men  menacingly  wielding  crowbars  and  metal  pipes.  the  hired  men  are  long  gone,  and  it’s  just  the  two  of them  now   ------   and  a  damp,  empty  alleyway. 

     ❛     but  i  told  you  to  run.     ❜

[agentcowboy-blog1]

anyone  want  a  starter-y  thing??

[agentcowboy-blog1]

anyone  want  a  starter-y  thing??

[agentcowboy-blog1]

--  belissimae‌.

     MOST OF THESE SORÉES ARE SPENT WORKING ,   HANGING OFF THE ARM OF SOME BILLIONAIRE  .     avoiding judgmental stares   &   taking passive aggressive comments with a friendly smile .     she’s not there as anyone’s plus one tonight ,  simply there as an invited guest ,   but not immune to the usual looks or whispers .               ❛   what did you have in mind ,   sailor ?   ❜               sallie couldn’t agree more with his statement ,   practically ready to jump out the window .     it seemed a lot easier when work was involved .

     ❛     frank  durand,     ❜    and  he  leans  forward,  offering  his  arm.  unlike  her,  he  was  on  the  job,  only  the  intel  he  had  gathered  had  turned  out  to  be  bupkis.  rather  disappointing,  especially  considering  the  effort  he  had  taken  to  get  here.  ❛     i  thought  we  might  take  a  stroll,  see  the  sights.  have  you  seen  the  streets  of  montmartre  at  night?     ❜

[agentcowboy-blog1]

remember when napoleon was literally tortured and didn’t make a sound