♡ abbie ♡

23 • here whenever • they/she • back to being active cause I need a place to dump my hyperfixation thoughts

[agentmurtsegway]

uhh I remembered my password so I figured I'd tell yall to go follow me on insta and tiktok (same username as here) and check out my cosplay content

[agentmurtsegway]

show yourselves you fellow mentally ill bitches

[agentmurtsegway]

this shit now has 22 saves... are yall ok?

[agentmurtsegway]

SHITS UP TO 66 SAVES NOW WTF

[agentmurtsegway]

*laughs maniacally*

[agentmurtsegway]

show yourselves you fellow mentally ill bitches

[agentmurtsegway]

this shit now has 22 saves... are yall ok?

[agentmurtsegway]

SHITS UP TO 66 SAVES NOW WTF

[agentmurtsegway]

show yourselves you fellow mentally ill bitches

[agentmurtsegway]

this shit now has 22 saves... are yall ok?

[thesevenumbrellas]

No “if its so and so im not voting” we’re voting!

[agentmurtsegway]

[swearphil]

when something major goes down in a fandom you're not a part of

[agentmurtsegway]

show yourselves you fellow mentally ill bitches

[agentmurtsegway]

first day of therapy:

*hands kin list to therapist*

"do you know any of these characters"

[only-cat-memes]

[louferrignojrofficial]

it's a buckley thing

[poughkeepsiesjr]

buck accidentally flirting with a man for an entire episode then being surprised when he gets kissed. proceeding to go on the entire next episode insisting he's an ally. accidentally coming out to his sister by dropping the wrong pronoun. accidentally coming out to everyone else by kissing his sooty boyfriend and coming into the room with evidence of the crime all over his face. every single step of this storyline has been the most in character it could possibly be.

[agentmurtsegway]

I cant stop making these

bonus Bobby one from the well episode

[profoundlyyvanilla]

[winterxgardener]

At this point, what's stopping me from shipping Krungle and Dr. Suess 🤣

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[saucymanrex]