Hello

I study frogs and I really love my dog. I kind of hate that my two favorite things rhyme.

[guooey]

a common rain frog for your fear of conflict

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i wish i was one of those girls from classical mythology……. i could just turn into a cypress tree or a crystalline lake and be done with it

[aggressivemcnugget]

New mental health measure: how many times do you listen to 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton on repeat in the shower while crying.

[tastefullyoffensive]

My life in one word

[flysafepapi]

Everyday I’m spuddling

[anxietyproblem]

[abnormall]

its ironic how my fear of abandonment has caused me to push everyone away

[aggressivemcnugget]

Ah, yes. The time of year where I am inexplicably liable to fly into a rage at any given moment over something so minor as someone saying they prefer the color red to blue. How adorable. How cute. Love this for me.

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

No Matter the Wreckage, Sarah Kay

[ID: “It is December, and nobody asked if I was ready.”]

[ashstfu]

take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it

[lenskij]

i woke up like this (anxious)

[lamaery]

And because with today’s prompt the Stormlight Archive bullied it’s way into my mind… hence additionally I had to draw Adolin flirting with basically everyone – not just his wife, but with ardents and scribes, his surgeon, his sword and his (father‘s) horse. And then of course there is Navani happily flirting with her spouse, but I’d say her attempts here border heavily on the territory of foreplay…

[academicssay]

academia is wild because one day you get behind on writing and then you stay that way your entire career

[doublewings]

God is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a cat but I’m biting him so so hard

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

good morning i feel like i have been chewed up & spat out by someone else’s god

[trekkiemage]

[headspace-hotel]

I was about to reblog this, and then I saw the picture and I got the joke, in that order.

like this is just what a normal D&D session is like

[luxlightly]

If I hadn’t seen this caption I literally would never have gotten the joke. This is just a perfect representation of a normal D&D session. 

[estravenai]