baby you're like lightening in a bottle

hello ladies and gentleman my name is lizard jones i'm a slave at this lovely establishment which means i get to wear this fun pin and this equally snazzy white band which tells you that i am a big ole virgin.

[navapuckerman]

Text: Hey Miss.. this might be a totally weird question but would you maybe be up for a non-penetrative humiliation scene thing.. you seem like you know what you’re doing with this stuff and I.. I want a go - Lizard

Text: Oh, I think we can definitely have some fun with that idea. When are you free?

@agirlnamedlizard

[agirlnamedlizard]

Text: Um anytime that’s not class Miss.

[gaggedgirlz]

[agirlnamedlizard]

Face Slapping

Send me a kink and I’ll rate itNo | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

[agirlnamedlizard]

Cages

Send me a kink and I’ll rate itNo | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

[agirlnamedlizard]

Sexual slavery

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

I’m um... we’re all slaves anyway so it doesn’t really matter

[agirlnamedlizard]

Roleplay

Send me a kink and I’ll rate itNo | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

[agirlnamedlizard]

Leashes

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

[mymouthistaped]

[sallyevans]

you like being talked down to

True. Still don’t know why!

[agirlnamedlizard]

kimmywilde‌:

OH MY GOD!

Sometimes you just got to make a list of things that snap and do them.

[agirlnamedlizard]

jollipopxjones‌:

You didn’t make trouble for me. Don’t worry about it.

Okay.. I dunno Jolli I feel like I keep making things worse for you

[giffingtvd]

[bitcherine]

[moan-s]

[alternative-queens]

mariners apartment complex | lana del rey (2018)

[sallyevans]

you like being talked down to

True. Still don’t know why!

[agirlnamedlizard]

kimmywilde‌:

If it makes my pussy pop! Omg, that is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! I love it!

If you loved that one, try. “Girl you mad because my pussy pops severely and yours does not.”

[agirlnamedlizard]

the serpents dont consider you legit

False. I may have been an ugly fuck, but I rode with the gang, drank with the gang and I’ll die by the gang!