Take it easy now.

hi my name is grace and i'm a ween

[zegalba]

Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)

[caesarsaladinn]

socks used to cheat on civil service exams, Qing Dynasty China

[futurofluxo]

making my own post instead of derailing blah blah blah BUT

LOOK UP YOUR LOCAL THEATER

if you're interested in things like opera, orchestra, theatre, google "theatres in (your city)" and go from there. you absolutely don't have to go to the fanciest place where celebrities perform Shakespeare in real 1500s outfits, I promise you there's affordable options to watch art live. go to museums, go to art performances, go to the fucking ballet! experience things! couple weeks ago I literally got two tickets to a modernist orchestra concert by less than what I would spend on a single McDonald's menu, and less than half a single movie ticket

I promise you that you will find the fine arts way more relatable and understandable than you were led to believe they are, and that you don't need to be wearing fancy outfits, and the staffers and cast members are always more welcoming than you think, there's no secret hidden social rules, you are just supposed to get there early and turn off your phone and be respectful and quiet during the performances, just like going to the movies

and these places need our patronage to stay affordable, to be able to spread culture further, to be able to teach their craft and pass it forward to new generations of artists and staffers and technicians. you don't have to watch a play a week or go to the orchestra monthly, but consider pirating the latest blockbuster movie that you would maybe want to see and going to the theatre instead

I promise you it's worth it

[imsoglitter]

Women are from Venus because it rhymes with penis (thing that women have) and men are from Mars because if you rearrange the letters in 'mars' you get 'arms' (thing that men have)

[imsoglitter]

This gender shit is easy

[curseofthefae]

LOOK AT HIS FACE

AND HIS LITTLE BUTT

[radiofreederry]

[oneawkwardkid]

Made a meme I'm proud of

[pcktknife]

does anybody got that pic of the dog that looks like this i cant find it anywhere

[gravellymistaken]

gotcha

[pcktknife]

ur my hero ty muah

[crazy-brazilian]

😳😳😳

[awktopudicus]

ohh mein gott, zhey're posting püssenvagen on ze instagrāmmen

[justcatposts]

Wonders why the air is so spicy? 

(Source)

[guooey]

One of the most important things I have learned today..

[cipheramnesia]

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

[holyunholy]

its not my fault the optimal atmospheric conditions are achieved in my room when the heater is on and the window is open. btw who is Electric Bill he sounds cool

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[swordshapedleaves]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

[valtsv]

denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don't want to be 'cringe' is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?

[normal-horoscopes]

I boob my breasts into attack position and end my turn

[happyheidi]

When C.S. Lewis wrote “but some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”