Phoenix

Circumstances be what they may be, at the third knock have it ready or something will go missing. Look into the shadows and cower at the name ZiTao. ♠ - ♣ - ♥ - ♦

[crawfords-slut-deactivated20190]

[outrageouswizardofnottingham]

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

[agitzitao]

"Look in your huge closet. He should be in there."

".... my closet. ...?" Though skeptical, he does as he's told and goes over towards his closet, looking through it. "Where in my closet? "

[agitzitao]

"What kind of stupid was the bird? Like pigeon dumb or parrot dumb?"

"Go away"

[xiumania]

[agitzitao]

.... Versace, I can only hope that you are pecking Yixing right now. Where are you?

[agitzitao]

Nothing is better than climbing a tree.

[agitzitao]

[sms > Shrimpdick] Since I had no one to escort me back to the club, I don't have much to say about myself. Plus, I'm concerned for your lack of understanding about the vagina. Should I map it out next time I see you?

[sms;asshat] I'm going to ignore you from now on.

[agitzitao]

[sms -> Shrimpdick] Is it between the two folds of skin between your legs? That's called a clit. Don't they teach sex ed in schools anymore?

[sms;asshat] I thought we were talking about me and not you.

[jonginssoo]

[agitzitao]

[msg: unknown] Shrimp dick, come pick me up. None of you are answering my texts.

[sms;fuck you] At least I have a dick. The fuck are you?

[kmixes]

[agitzitao]

19 bedroom beats. 30+ songs about getting it on. / listen

01. 24 hours: sunmi / 02. like the beginning: t-ara / 03. welcome: jay park / 04. dressing room: after school / 05. dr. feel good: rania / 06. gotta talk to you: seungri / 07. sorry sorry answer: super junior / 08. take it slow: taeyang / 09. hot times: sm the ballad / 10. better together: se7en / 11. when where what why: kyung of block b / 12. tarantallegra: junsu / 13. sexy love: t-ara /14. 19 song: phantom / 15. a.d.t.o.y: 2pm / 16. sexy beat: mblaq / 17. mirotic: tvxq / 18. girl rock: epik high / 19. hush: miss a / 20. get it: shinee / 21. intoxication: junsu / 22. i want you: seo in young / 23. bin: 2am / 24. touch me: ivy / 25.turn off your phone: jay park / 26. one more time: jewelry / 27. bloom: ga in / 28. all night long: 2pm / 29. baby good night: gd and top / 30. wild: 9muses / 31. drive: dmtn / 32. make up sex: verbal jint / 33. recipe: brown eyed girls / 34. do what we do: jay park / 35. now: trouble maker

[agitzitao]

agitjongdae said: 

That bird will outlive you.

I can only hope.

[agitzitao]

Versace is my best friend.

[wxndyv-blog]

[‘she happily claps along to the music before realizing that she isn’t actually at a musical event, but a strip show.  her expression changes drastically as the men before her remove their garments and begin to shake what their mama’s gave them.] Oh goodness.  I…need  some dollar bills to show these men how much I appreciate their service..

[‘she looks around, noticing you and waving.] ‘Scuse me! Can I borrow a dollar today? I’ll gladly pay it back Tuesday, I swear!  My name is Wendy and I’m looking for friends.  This might be the weirdest way to make them, but come on, help a girl out!

[wxndyv-blog]

Hovers » 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.

[agitzitao]

Get him a present, Zitao... it'll be great, Zitao. You'll fix what you broke ,Zitao. No, fuck that. Last time I give anyone a present.

[agitzitao]

[sms; HZT] Make sure to get my rims nice and shiny, okay?

[sms;flowers] Fuck you

[agitzitao]

[sms;HZT] I'm not getting you shit until I see progress, Tao. Get back to it.

[[sms;flowers]] Dick.