Sand dunes and sunny smiles

Your name is Aladin Ababwa and one day, you're going to have everything you ever dreamed of. But today is not that day. [Independent roleplay account for a troll version of Disney's Aladdin.] About Headcanons Relationships Fourth Wall Please Read [Magic Anon status: none]

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sorry, kiD. i Don’T HAvE THAT kinD of monEy.

i Don’T EvEn HAvE my own pAlAcE.

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Aw, don't worry about u$ anyway* We were ju$t tea$ing! Maybe one day you'll get a palace* Who know$!

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noT pArTiculArly.

do you nEEd somETHing, lowblood?

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Hah, no... Not really! I mean, unle$$ you can give me a palace to $hare with Abu* Becau$e we totally need one*  I'm ju$t kidding* Thank$ for a$king, though!

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HEllo.

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Hey! A new face! Glad to $ee one* My name'$ Aladin* Need $ome help with $omething?

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Monkeys are evil, terrible creatures. Most of them. Chimpy was pretty cool.

Yep, KP does a great job of kicking their butts. And I help! Sort of!

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Hah, don't let Abu hear that! He'd get mad and I'd probably get in trouble...  Who'$ KP? Oh, the hero you work with, right? He probably really need$ your back-up, you know* That'$ how Abu and I work-- a$ a team* 

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Well. Sort of. I’m the sidekick. And we just save the world from mad scientists and monkeys and crazy people.

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Aw, monkey$? They're not $o bad* Abu'$ a pretty good bananabea$t... But $cienti$t$ and crazy people aren't a$ good... I bet you take care of them ea$y a$ anything! With your other hero friend*

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Y’know, I’d stick with just Middleton, but when you’re helping save the world on an almost daily basis that’s a little difficult.

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...You're a hero? That'$ really $omething! Do you re$cue dam$el$ or overthrow king$ or what?

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That’s cool, that’s cool. I mean, space is pretty huge.

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Yeah... I prefer $ticking with Agrabah* There'$ enough to do here without thinking about other planet$* Or even the re$t of mine*

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No, Earth’s like… You take a left at Pluto… Aaaand, if you hit Mars, you’ve gone too far.

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I don't know where any of tho$e are... $orry* I u$ed to think about ju$t Alternia, but I'm learning! I kinda forgot about $pace for a little bit there... Hah*

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Nnnnope, never heard of it! I am a humble Earthling.

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Never heard of that... Wouldn't be anywhere near Outpo$t 7, would it?

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Yes. Yo. Hi. Helloooo.

I’m Ron. Ron Stoppable.

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Oh, it'$ nice to meet you, Ron $toppable* I'm Aladin Ababwa*  $o, uh... Are you from Alternia?

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if by quiet yOu mean gettin yelled at.

“CADET STRIFE YoURE A TWIG LEGGED FAT FACED WUSS. I’VE SEEN WRIGGLERS WITH MoRE STAMINA AND FIGHTING PRoWESS THAN YoU. PULL YoURSELF ToGETHER, SoLDIER, AND GET BACK IN LINE.”

Or sOmethin like

“I SEE WHY YoUR NAMES CLoUD, SoLDIER, oN ACCoUNT oF THE FACT THAT YoUVE GoT NoTHIN IN THAT PAN oF YERS BUT CLoUDS. YER A DISGRACE To THIS ACADEMY AND IF WE WASN’T JUST STARTING I’D HAVE YoUR ASS HAULED BACK To YER PANSY ASS MoUNTAIN ToWN, YoU HEAR ME?!” 

shit like that.

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Hah! He $ound$ like the kind of guy you could run circle$ around* Maybe while he'$ bu$y yelling, you give him, you know, maybe a few problem$* Not too many, becau$e we've gotta get you to leading armie$!

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Yo.

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Uh... yo?

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Huh, you u$ed to the $un already? Mo$t people cover up here, but can't blame a guy for being comfortable* I$n't that right, Abu?

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i really fuckin hOpe sO.

it gets pretty exhausting picking up all the slack and being cOmpletely disregarded. it’s stupid because i shOuld be gettin nOticed and it shOuld be helpin with my reputatiOn and gettin me brOwnie pOints with the higher ups. 

but nO. i’ve gOt jack, diddly, and squat. 

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Hah, you've got what I've got! Funny, huh? Eh, you'll get what you de$erve, you know? I bet your bo$$e$ $ee what you're doing and they're ju$t not $aying anything* Gotta keep it all quiet... 

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hahaha, nO i guess nOt. 

i’m just an infantryman right nOw. i get tO dO all the grunt wOrk with nO appreciatiOn whatsOever. 

but i’m just tryin tO get thrOugh it, y’knOw?

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Yeah... One day, they'll reali$e what kind of guy they've got! Don't worry, ju$t $tick it out*  Be$ide$, ju$t think that one day they'll appreciate you AND tell you how great you are* $omeday $oon too*

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wOw! 

sOrry, guys. it’s been a while since i spOke tO anyOne rOund these parts.

i’ve been real busy with training and the like. they’ve been running me ragged with drills and starter missiOns, nOt tO mentiOn guard duty. 

sOmetimes i feel like everyOne’s just pickin On me. 

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Aw, they $houldn't pick on you, Cloud* Don't they know that they're me$$ing with their future general?