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shark vs the universe
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Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Andulka
Noah Kahan
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@agreatxthieff
agreatxthieff:
— Conseguir… Pompilius de volta. — ela se referia a luneta que vira com a mulher. A Luneta dos Mundos que deveria continuar em Aberdeen, no castelo.
— Isso? — Ela abriu um meio sorriso e apontou para a luneta. — Me desculpe, sweetheart. Mas isso não vai acontecer.
You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
Precisamos mesmo passar por isso?
Não vai surtir efeito. Pode tentar se quiser, mas peço que não. Bela, não é? Precisamos conversar.
Um anjo precisando de minha ajuda? Sobre o que quer conversar, Castiel?
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"Are you a friend of the Winchesters?" Castiel asked, "Because, I require some assistance finding them." The sigils burned into their ribs made the two hunters impossible for any angel to find, including Cas, and they hadn’t prayed or phoned to tell the angel where they were.
"What happened to them?" She asked, really interested in knowing. "I don't know where they are."
Ah, Bela. This is a really stupid idea, lower the gun.
I may be nice and won't kill you if you tell me who you are.
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"Hey—that’s my stuff, miss."
Well, not anymore.
Cheesy Pick Up lines meme
"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."
"I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?"
"You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"
"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it."
"I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world."
"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
"I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"
"You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"
"Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!"
"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."
"If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you."
"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
"If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
"Something is wrong with my phone...it's just that your numbers not in it."
"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
" Is your name google? Cause you've got everything I'm looking for."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?"
"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."
"Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?"
"Can I give you a kiss? I promise I'll give you it back."
"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."
"Okay. Nem mais um passo. Adianta dizer que eu não sou uma ameaça?"
Mas você também não parece ser inocente.
Sentence Starters: Michael and Gavin - Play Pals
"Hold the button!" "I’m holding the button!" "I’m working on it." "Shoot them with what??" "No, it will eviscerate it." "You ruined it, didn’t you?" "I almost got done in!" "I’m sorry about the floor." "I don’t know but I don’t like that you’re trying." "You say go, then wait one second, then go." "Record time my ass." "Oh shit; it’s begun." "There’s big churny things and lasers!" "You’re going to space aren’t you?" "You’ve gotta stop fucking doing that." "When it runs out you fucking fall." "Did you laser me?!" "I’m an expert laser dodger." "I’ll be lasering backwards, you be looking forwards, and then we’ll swivel back to back like Bad Boys" "You don’t know how annoyed I was about to be." "But did it look cool?" "You said ‘go’!" "How am I going to get up there?" "That was so smooth." "Just like real life; you’d be lost without me." "It’s bad enough I’ve gotta take care of you." "Alright, let’s be serious for a moment." "Go back where?? There’s nothing back there!" "Stop punting the kids into danger!" "Holy shit; you didn’t die?? That was incredible!" "Fuck you kid." "They’re definitely not whales." "You’re going to send me to the damn moon." "That was almost perfect before you got brutally murdered." "We get a F for ‘Fucking Idiots’." "You can throw your junk on it; you can do anything." "Just run around like an asshole." "In ten minutes the kid just takes a fucking nap, right?" "Dude, we got like, confetti and shit." "You almost kicked me right in the dick." "I’m getting dizzy…" "I feel like I’m auditioning for gymnastics." "No, I don’t even understand what those words mean." "Dude, you almost went through the glass!" "Holy shit, I’m gonna drop dead…" "You look like such a scumbag." "It’s too early for this." "Having played Slender and the pig machine one, I don’t think I’ll be scared by this." "We were filming all of that!" "He ate the gun post-mortem." "Why’s it gotta be in the fucking basement?" "Hide in the locker!" "They smoked us!" "You bloody killed me again!" "That guy had, like, four brains!" "I’ll go backwards because I’m cool." "I want to look me in the eye when I kill me." "The water looks great. Nothing else does." "I’m not doing great, it’s gone all black and white…" "You just stabbed my face; of course I went far away." "I’ve got to remember how to stand up…" "You got blood on the umbrella!" "I’m a fucking sailor." "Everything’s getting grey…" "There’s a fucking microwave in a bathtub??" "Someone here has committed murder!" "Oh, you really broke your legs, like, for real?" "Isn’t that the other name for America?" "The gun was a mistake." "Kidzone was tough." "We’re gonna get got by mechanical monster and put into another mechanical monster??" "I’m really worried about the duck to be honest…" "Don’t you fucking move." "Shall we just scream and try and fend them off?" "Well that was a bloody interesting decision." "I can being doing stuff in the corner while you murder the guy." "You fingered me so hard my watch came off." "Don’t move; this is for your own good." "We should each take a syringe and have a drug fight." "Now I can see why you hate Thursdays." "Would you still like me if I had different gravity to you?" "I don’t think we were meant to do that…" "You have no idea how close that was." "You can never let me down. Because I know you’re a failure so I expect that." "It’s risky but I do it." "Do I ever feel like my memory’s been wiped? No I’ve never had that problem." "Suck my teat." "Tug of war. GO." "Quit pissing on me!" "I was gonna give you road head while we were going. I mean, I wasn’t but this chick was." "I’m gonna need a bath after this…" "Christ, are we married??" "This is like bondage now." "I had no choice; I just pressed start!" "And we’ll never know what was down the dark passage." "We got bread, nuts and dirt." "Fuck your bread." "You’re great until you fuck one thing up, and then it’s just, like, nine fuck-ups in a row." "Red and blue makes purple??" "We’re so smart." "I have confidence in them, I’m saying I don’t have any confidence in us." "You didn’t catch me!" "You’re right; I lied." "Purple is more fun." "I’ve always liked you quite a lot. Mostly." "Hey asshole, what are you doing over there?" "Wow, good catch; I didn’t even give you any warning." "Why a woman, why not a man?" "Men don’t have babies. Like, they don’t give birth." "You know a woman like, lifts a car because her baby’s trapped under it? It was like that." "You’re going to have to jump at some point." "Also, are you gonna come back for me or…?" "You might be in a bit of a bugger’s muddle here…" "You gotta let me know! You just do things!" "So what I’ve learnt is relying on you is fucking worthless." "Is it over? Did we win?" "OK, I actually feel bad about that one…" "I hear gunshots!" "You can’t run." "How are you not dead??" "You literally just ran away."
Hozier Lyrics Starter Sentences
"We were born sick, you heard them say it"
"The only heaven I'll be sent to, is when I'm alone with you"
"I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife"
"No other version of me I would rather be tonight"
"It would be great to find a place we could escape sometime"
"Would things be easier if there was a right way?"
"There's an art to life's distractions"
"All I've ever done is hide"
"But you don't know what hell you put me through"
"I know that you hate this place"
"Innocence died screaming, honey, ask me, I should know"
"I slithered here from Eden just to hide outside your door"
"I'll be home with you"
"I have never known color like this morning reveals to me"
"Won't you come and save me from it?"
"You're supposed to drag me away from it"
"I didn't care much how long I lived"
"She never asked me once about the wrong I did"
"I will not ask, and neither should you"
"Honey, just put your sweet lips on my lips"
"I know who I am when I'm alone"
"It's a kindness you can't afford"
"I've no language left to say it"
"All that I've been taught, and every word I've got, is foreign to me"
"It looks ugly, but it's clean"
"Open hand or closed fist would be fine"
"The blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine"
"I heard a scream in the woods somewhere"
"What caused the wound?"
"All you have is your fire and the place you need to reach"
"Don't you ever tame your demons- always keep 'em on a leash"
"You've done me wrong for a long, long time"
"But after all you've done, I never changed my mind"
"My love will never die"
Dê mais um passo e eu atiro em você!
Por que você esta me seguindo?
Why are you following me?
You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
Did you miss me?
You make one more move, and I pull the trigger.
